It was an ordinary day in the city of Philadelphia. Adults were going to work and children were going to school. Well, it was almost ordinary. We zoom into a church where we see a pink nun lady who looked angry going over to her childhood best friend: a tall gray Russian. These two were Sarvente and Ruvyzvat, or just Sarv and Ruv.
Sarvente: Hmph!
Ruv: Everything okay?
Sarvente: No... I'm sorry you have to see me like this...
Ruv: [He sighed] It's fine. You know it's my job to deal with stuff like this. What happened this time?
Sarvente: Just another case of someone refusing to join the church. This time, they're being way too annoying! They must think it's a game! However, they do have great vocals! They'd be great for the church choir.
Ruv: Well, I'll go deal with them. [He cracked his knuckles] They'll regret not joining after I'm done with them!
Sarvente: Thanks, Ruv... I'm counting on you... [Ruv went over to the blue-haired boy and the brunette-haired girl]
Girlfriend: What the--
Boyfriend: Who are--
Ruv: You pushed quite a lot of buttons in the short time you were here, Dah.
Boyfriend: Okay, but who in God's name are you supposed to be?!
Ruv: Name's Ruv, but that'll be the last name you'll ever here.
Boyfriend: You work with that Sarvente girl?!
Ruv: For a very long time.
Girlfriend: What are you gonna do to us?
Ruv: I shall make you to repent, as Sarvente calls it. [He pulled out his microphone] I'd say break a leg, but I may end up breaking two. And I'll be sure to make it as painful as possible... For you and your little girlfriend...
Boyfriend: Says the one who wears a hat that makes you look like a depressed rabbit...
Ruv: OKAY, NOW I'M MOST DEFINITELY BREAKING BOTH LEGS BREAKING BOTH LEGS!!!!!
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The Bros
FanfictionJoin Whitty, Ruv, Tabi, and AGOTI, four friends who met each other due to random reasons, on adventures that are funny, joyful, and sometimes even sad!