SquidBrain: verityyyyy
TheVeeMan: 'Sup?
SquidBrain: i need help
TheVeeMan: What with?
SquidBrain: murder
TheVeeMan: What do you need? Weapons? Poison? An accomplice? A place to hide the body? A person to help hide the body? An alibi?
SquidBrain: weapons
TheVeeMan: Stabbing, slicing, shooting, venom, poison, or sword?
SquidBrain: sword sounds good
Jeff: GORDON NO
SquidBrain: GORDON YES
TheVeeMan: You're right, dad, I don't trust Gordon with a sword, either.
TheVeeMan: How about a simple dagger?
Jeff: NO MURDERING
Spaceman: Murder?
TheVeeMan + SquidBrain: YES
Spaceman: I'm in.
Jeff: JOHN
Spaceman: Yes, Father?
Jeff: Don't help them
TheVeeMan + SquidBrain: Help usssss
Spaceman: But daaaaad, I want to help them!
Jeff: JOHN NO
Spaceman: Um
Spaceman: JOHN YES
SquidBrain: YESSS YAY
TheVeeMan: So... Who are we killing?
SquidBrain: this is kind of awkward
TheVeeMan + Spaceman: Who are we killing, Gordon?
SquidBrain: one of you
SquidBrain: with red hair and a stupid thing about bagels and grammar
SquidBrain has left the chat
Jeff has added SquidBrain to the chat
Jeff: GORDON
SquidBrain: what
Spaceman: You know what!
Spaceman: Why are you trying to kill me?
SquidBrain: john
SquidBrain: its you
Spaceman: So?
SquidBrain: DUDE
TheVeeMan: Let's not kill John. Maybe a slight stabbing though.
SquidBrain: john, would you be open to a slight stabbing???
Spaceman: NO
Spaceman: Why the fuck would you even suggest it?
SquidBrain: be glad youre 1270000 miles in the sky
Spaceman: It's 12,700 miles up, Gordon.
SquidBrain: close enough
Spaceman: No, it's really not.
