CHAPTER 1 - [INTRODUCTIONS.]

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Chris Mclean has added 10+ people to 'TOTAL DRAMA VICTIMS'.

Chris Mclean: WELCOME CAMPERS!

Wayne: OOOH! WHAT'S THIS?

Raj: HI WAYNER!

Wayne: HEY RAJIE!

Bowie: Hey there.

Raj: HI BOWIE!!!!!

Julia: Can we ban those 3, please?

Chris: Nope. They're some of the fan favourites, and we can't afford to lose RATINGS.

Chase: The man has a point.

Julia: Oh shut the fuck up you reject Prestonplayz.

Zee: Yooo, you know Preston? Love his videos, bro. Minecraft rules.

MK: Oh shush. Unspeakable is way better.

Raj: OOOH! ME AND WAYNER LOVE 09SHARKBOY.

Chase: DOES NOBODY REMEMBER MOOSECRAFT?

Chris: SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS MY SHOW. NOT SOME MINECRAFT FANCLUB.

Zee: My bad, dude. 👍

Scary Girl: HEY ZEE!

Zee: Oh, wassup Lauren!

Bowie: Her name is LAUREN?

Zee: Yeah, bro. What did you think it was?

Bowie: Idk. I just thought her name was actually Scary Girl. I didn't care enough to ask.

Damien: WAIT. I JUST GOT HERE. IS SCARY GIRL HERE?

Scary Girl: Heeyyy Damiennnn!

Zee: C'mon, Scary, we talked bout this. Remember?

Scary Girl: Yesss. 'No traumatising anyone. Expecially Damien.'

Zee: Ayee, good job remembering. I didn't.

Julia: Then why did you ask-

Zee: I dunno. What are we talking about again?

Bowie: You're about as smart as Wayne.

Wayne: I'm SMART? Cool bro!

Raj: YEA BRO! YOU'RE SO SMART.

Wayne: THANKS RAJIE!

Bowie: Raj. I love you, but please... You two really need a tutor.

Raj: We have one, but she only helps us with maths.

Bowie: I can tutor you guys if you want.

Raj: YEA BOWIE! I ALWAYS WANT YOU!

Julia: Caught in 4k.

Raj: WAIT. NOT LIKE THAT.

Bowie: Sure honey, sure.

Chris: ANYWAYS. THIS GROUPCHAT IS TO STORE AND CAUSE EVEN MORE DRAMA BEFORE SEASON 3! SO GET CHATTING

Julia: We were before you rudely interrupted us.

Chris has gone offline.

Julia: Rigghhtt... Well, now I can target Bowie for making me lose in Season 1.

Bowie: You're still not over that? Also. I practically have two hockey bodyguards at my side all the time.

Raj: You got it, Bows!

Wayne: For sure, aye!

MK: You're even Canadian when you text...

Julia: Hey, MK! I didn't even realise you were in this GC.

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