CHAPTER 7 - [INCORRECT QUOTES.]

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Everyone is online.

Chase: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wayne will and will not eat.

Raj: Grass? Yes!

Ripper: Moss? Yes!!

Zee: Leaves? Ohh yes.

Chase: Shoelaces? Strange but true.

Raj: Worms? Sometimes!

Ripper: Twigs? Usually!

Zee: Chef's cooking? Inconclusive.

Bowie: How did you test this?

Raj: You just hand him stuff and say, 'Eat this,' and if they eat it, they eat it!

MK: I don’t know how to feel about this.

Julia: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Zee: Lauren? What do you want for your birthday?

Scary Girl: Revenge.

Damien: What practical thing do you want for your birthday?

Scary Girl: Instruments of torture.

Bowie: What harmless thing do you want for your birthday.

Scary Girl: A new tea kettle.

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Raj: Bowie is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Axel: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Wayne: Tackle him!

Julia: Dump him.

MK: Kick him in the shin.

Bowie: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Raj: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever is under it!

Bowie: Raj. No.

Wayne: Mistlefoe.

Bowie: Wayne, don't encourage him.

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Damien: Are you high?

Zee: Am I what?

Damien: High.

Zee: Hi! :)

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Bowie: I can't eat this. It's too hot.

Raj: You're far too hot, yet I still manage!

MK: Uhm.

Julia: This is a DOUBLE DATE. I AM RIGHT HERE.

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Raj: Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach?

Bowie: Raj, Darling, Honey, Love of my life. WHAT THE FUCK?

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Scary Girl: Would you kiss me for £100?

Zee: Why?

Scary Girl: Just curious.

Zee: I guess? :)

Scary Girl, who just sent a £100 donation to Zee: Oh, would you look at that.

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Ripper: Can I get a sip of your water?

Axel: It's not water.

Ripper: Vodka! I like your style.

Axel: It's vinegar.

Ripper: What?

Axel: I said it's vinegar. Pussy.

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Raj: Fuck.

Bowie: OKAY- WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT HIM THAT?

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(During the cheating challenge.)

Julia: We need to distract these guys.

MK: Leave it to me.

MK: Centaurs have 6 limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Wayne and Raj start panicking and arguing.

Bowie watching in horror: Oh, I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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(During the cooking challenge.)

Julia: Did you two bring the eggs like I asked?

Wayne: Even better!

Raj, holding up a chicken: Her name is Snowflake!

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(After the cassowary challenge.)

Chris: RAJ, YOU'RE LOSING BLOOD. WHAT'S YOUR TYPE.

Raj: Tall, Blonde, Stylish-

Wayne: YOUR BLOODTYPE, RAJIE!

Raj: Oh.

Raj, looking down at his wound: Red.

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Bowie: What that mouth do?

Raj: Eat! :D

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Wayne: Bowie kissed you?

Raj staring woefully out the window: Yea.

Wayne: And you said, 'Thank you'?

Raj, sighing: Yea...

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(Before Emma and Chase broke up.)

Emma: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Chase: We're dating.

Emma: So??

Chase: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

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Raj: Why are you two always outside during rainstorms?

Zee: It's refreshing, and rain smells good.

Chase: RIPPER BET ME £12 THAT I COULDN'T GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND HE IS WRONG.

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(That's all for now. XD)







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