CHAPTER 3 - [RAJ AND WAYNE PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.]

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Raj, Wayne, Axel, and Bowie are online.

Raj: BOWIE. WE NEED TO PREPARE.

Bowie: Prepare for what?

Wayne: THE APOCALYPSE, BRO.

Axel: You can never be too careful.

Bowie: Axel. Please tell me you didn't convince those two that zombies are real.

Axel: Well, they are. Idiot.

Raj: YEA BOWS, WE GOTTA GET SUPPLIES.

Wayne: I BUILT A PILLOW FORT.

Raj: Wayner, I don’t think pillows will protect us from zombies.

Axel: Hockey #2 is right.

Bowie: YOU GAVE THEM CODE NAMES?

Axel: Well how else are we going to communicate in the zombie apocalypse, you fucking idiot.

Bowie: I don't fucking know- CALLING THEM BY THEIR NAMES?

Axel: Don't question me, Hockey #3

Bowie: I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOCKEY!

Wayne: 😨

Raj: BOWIE!?

Bowie: I'm sorry, honey! I just prefer basketball!

Axel: ANYWAYS! Hockey #1, #2, leave #3. It's clear he won't be joining us.

Raj: I don't want Bowie to get infected!

Wayne: Yea! We can’t leave him!

Bowie: Boys. Zombies aren't real. I'll be fine.

Axel: THEY ARE REAL, YOU DIPSHIT. THEY COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT.

Raj: I DON'T WANT BOWIE TO DIEEEE!!!

Bowie: What would you do if I did become a zombie, though?

Raj: AXEL DIDN'T TRAIN ME FOR THIS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Axel: YOU SHOOT HIM, IDIOT.

Raj: I can't do that!?!

Axel: Well too fucking bad. I guess I can't protect you in the apocalypse then.

Wayne: IF YOU DON'T PROTECT RAJIE, YOU DON'T PROTECT ME!

Axel: Fine by me. Bye.

Axel has gone offline.

Bowie: Sooo, Raj. Do you still think zombies are real?

Raj: Kinda???

Wayne: I'LL PROTECT YOU, RAJIE!

Bowie: No need, cuz they aren't real.

Wayne: How do you know!?

Bowie: I just know.

Raj: Sounds good to me!

Wayne: Yep!

Raj, Wayne and Bowie have gone offline.

(Short chapter, sorry! I wanted to include Axel because some people were wondering where she was! I don't think she's on her phone much cuz, y'know. Zombie apocalypse training?? Anyways! The next chapter will either be Rajbow, Zeemien, or Scaryzee! Vote for the ship you want in the comments.)

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