Bowie has created 'Bowie & Scary Girl GC'
Bowie has added Scary Girl
Bowie: Scary Girl, or Lauren, whatever I should call you. I have a question.
Scary Girl: Sure thing friend! Do you perhaps want to make a platonic blood pact? We haven't doing much bonding lately!
Bowie: I'll pass... It's about Zee.
Scary Girl: What about him, may I ask? You aren't planning anything, are you?
Bowie: Look, I need to ask. Do you like Zee?
Scary Girl: Like?
Bowie: As in a crush.
Scary Girl: I suppose I may have a small attraction towards him.
Bowie: Good, because I have a plan.
Scary Girl: Does it involve sacrifice?
Bowie: More like helping you and Zee get together, cuz girl, I am TIRED of how little drama there is in that fucking groupchat!
Scary Girl: You want more drama? I have a feeling we may get along.
Bowie: That's something I never expected would happen.
Scary Girl: Spit out the plan.
Bowie: This is the most normal I've ever heard you speak. Anyways, Zee is planning on taking you on a date. All you need to do, is say yes when he asks you to go on a picnic.
Scary Girl: A picnic? In broad daylight?
Bowie: At night.
Scary Girl: A park?
Bowie: A graveyard.
Scary Girl: I like where this is going.
Bowie: Of course you would.
Scary Girl: Thank you, mortal.
Bowie: We're both humans- never mind that. Look, just understand that he may be acting differently while you're out.
Scary Girl: I see. Thank you for the information. I have a feeling this isn't for free, though, is it?
Bowie: Of course not! I want to make a deal.
Scary Girl: Which is?
Bowie: If you make an alliance with me, Raj and Wayne next season, I'll make sure this date goes well. If you refuse to these terms, I will tell Julia that you and Zee like eachother, and you KNOW she'll do something with that information.
Scary Girl: I see... We have a deal.
Bowie: Pleasure doing business with you, teammate.
Scary Girl: How exactly do you plan on making sure the date goes well?
Bowie: I have my ways.
Bowie has gone offline.
Scary Girl: We'll see.
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Private messages between Raj and Bowie.
Bowie: Raj!
Raj: Yeah, Bow? I'm at practice right now, just takin a 2 minute break before I go back on, what's up?
Bowie: I just got us an alliance.
Raj: Really? With who and why?
Bowie: Just in case theres a 3rd season. I know that our alliance, plus Wayne, is strong as is. But if Julia recruits another little follower to her cause, we won't stand much chance. So, I made sure we have a 4 person alliance so we're stronger.
Raj: Makes sense, but who did you make an alliance with?
Bowie: Scary Girl.
Raj: SCARY GIRL?
Bowie: Yep!
Raj: Why her? And how did you convince her?
Bowie: Remember you told me not to do any scheming???
Raj: Bowie. What did you do?
Bowie: I maybe asked Scary Girl if she liked Zee and told her he plans to ask her on a date and she should be prepared. I also maybe used that information to promise her that I, and by that I mean WE, would make sure the date went well.
Raj: So... If we make sure that Zee and Scary Girl's date goes well, we have a new alliance?
Bowie: Exactly!
Raj: ...Just promise me this won't end badly.
Bowie: I promise.
Raj: Thanks Bowie. I love you!
Bowie: Love you too, Raj!
(NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE SCARYZEE DATE!)
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FanfictionIt's about time someone made one of these that was FULL of Rajbow. It's always about other ships and getting them together. NOT ANYMORE. Well yea there will be other ships, but... MAINLY RAJBOW.
