Controlium: Volume 1

Mike vs Mars

Mike strolled through the streets of Gowntown with Yuzuki, explaining Controlium to her.

Yuzuki: I see. So that's why you killed me.

Mike (in his mind): Ah, man, I feel like I'm babysitting.

Suddenly, Mars dashed in front of them, holding a plate of pancakes.

Mars: Mrs. Shiratori, you've gotta taste these!

Yuzuki: Sure, skeleton-kun.

Mars (in his mind): Skeleton?

Mike: Huh? I can cook better pancakes.

Yuzuki took a bite, and immediately her face turned pale. She started vomiting.

Mike: See? Your pancake tastes so bad that she passed out.

Mars: Shut up, Mike.

Back at home, Mike cooked pancakes and offered them to Yuzuki.

Mike: Eat it, Mrs. Shiratori. I cook better than Mars.

Yuzuki took a bite and collapsed.

Mars: Look, you cook so poorly that she passed out.

Mike: Still, it was better than yours.

Mars: Shut up, you maniac child.

Mike: And you, skeleton being.

Suddenly, Yuzuki stood up behind them, steam pouring from her nose and ears. She was all red.

Mike: Fuck you, so called leader of Contro...

Yuzuki (landing a punch on both their faces): YOU BOTH SUCK AT COOKING!!

The punch sent Mars flying, breaking all his bones. Surprisingly, Mike remained unscathed.

Mike: Ah, interesting.

Yuzuki (with a scared expression): BAHHH!!

Just then, Misa arrived.

Misa: Enough already. We all have greater missions to face.

Mike: Stop trying to be professional.

Yuzuki: Misa-san, Mike-kun's girlfriend.

Misa: GIRLFRIEND!!

Mike: Well, well.

Meanwhile, Devil observed everything from his magic ball, sighing.

Devil: What the fuck is this boy doing?

Demon: Let's see, sir. After all, he's trying to be like his master.

Devil: Who's his master?

Suddenly, the radio turned on.

Ace (on the radio): It's Ace the host again...

Lucifer, walking toward his throne, found someone else already sitting there.

Lucifer: Alast... Oh, sorry, ACE THE HOST, GET OFF MY THRONE ASAP.

Ace: Get off your throne, you say? I refuse.