The most generic BL story ever

Uwu boy meets his middle school bully again...

(So uhh..Author note or whatever- This is probably gonna be the only part unless I wanna make more. Okay bye and grab your bleach and a pillow to scream into.)

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Mark walks into his college, his hello kitty merch and clips all in his hair.

"Omgies I can't wait to see who my roomate is!! We're totally gonna be besites!!" Said Mark with a grin on his face.

But since he's such a twink- I mean Clumsy uwu baby he stumples on hair and falls to the ground.

"Ow! Ow! Owieeee....I FUCKING HATE HUMANIT- I mean- I'm oki!! Uwu~" Mark felt someone walking towards him..and as he looked up......it was no other,.,....

Than James! His middle school bully!!

"..."
"Mark?"

James said surprised.

"Omgies!! Jake!!" Mark said jumping up and down.

"Uhh..Hey Mark. It's been a while huh?"

"Yeah! It's been like, 2 whole years!! How are you!?"

James looked away, uncomfortable, but he did bully Mark so he kinda HAD to be nice to him or he would feel like more of an asshole.

"Good enough, I need to get my room key. Bye Mark"

"Awh..Okay then! I'll see you soon!"

"Hehe..Yeahh...Bye." James said as he went in his dorm room.

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(A few hours later..)

*Knock! Knock!*

James heard a knock on the door. He geuinely didn't feel like getting up or moving at all but he got up anyway..And when he opened the door..

"Hii Jami!!"

"Mark!?" James said absolutely flabbergasted, out of all the people that could be at his door, it was Mark.

"Why are-"

"I'm your roommate!! Coolio and super awesome sauce right!?"

"Uh. Sure. Come in?"

He let Mark through the door, looking away from him.

"There's a room over there-"

"Oki doki thankies!! Ehehe~!"

Mark said as he skipped to his room but stopped halfway.

"By the way, I totally forgot to bring my blankets, food, water, light, devices, books, paper, and one of my kidneys with me hear~! Wanna go shopping with me uwu~?"

James REALLY didn't want to, He kinda just wanted to lay down on the floor and scroll through the endless amount of hate on Twitter. but he didn't want to hurt Mark's feelings.

"Sure."

"Yayayyayay~!! Thankies your the bestest!"

(In the mall)

"Okay, so we obivously need Sanrio, And Hello Kitty!! Who needs a mattress!!"

Mark said as he glided into target.

James walked inside with a sigh.

"JAKE!"

Mark yelled so loudly James felt like self destructing right here and there (As if he was already Self destructive)