Introduction
Helloo my fellow land-mass simpers :3 I'm only new to this so no hate please. These Headcannons contain smut, so if you're not comfortable then pls leave. (Please note that these Headcannons are unfinished and I'll add more soon)
🇨🇦 Canada 🇨🇦
Male
He's bi-sexual
dating Ukraine
Top
He's a top, but will follow orders if asked nicely. He is very gentle and apologizes for even the slightest little mistake. He can be quite rough if needed.
🇺🇦 Ukraine 🇺🇦
Female
She's straight
dating Canada
Switch
She doesn't really care if top or bottom, she is chill. slayyy✨ if she is on top, she is really rough tho. She doesn't really moan but talks alot when fvcking. She is depressed because of the war with her brother, Russia, but Canada is supportive and loving towards her.
🇯🇵 Japan 🇯🇵
Female
Bi-sexual
Dating Australia
Switch
She is seemingly a small, innocent little cat girl, but if you annoy her she gets really mad and will attack or give death threats :3. She is suprisingly strong. she loves reading yaoi and she ships everyone, especially Rusame. (She's so relatable lmao)
(Edit: Japan ain't a cat girl in my AU anymore I see her with kitsune ears/tail)
🇦🇺 Australia 🇦🇺
Male
Bi-sexual
Dating Japan
Switch
He is a switch, but prefers to be on top. Whenever him and Japan hang out, Japan shows him the yaoi she's reading and it scars him mentally 🥰
🇬🇧 Britain 🇬🇧
Male
Straight
Wife is France
Bottom. (Not by choice 😧)
France can be a grumpy hag if she hasn't had her daily wine and baguettes, and is quite mean to UK. Britain gets pinned to the bed and fucked
🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷
Female
Straight
Husband is Britain
Top
She must get her way or everyone will have to face the wrath of France 👹😈 If UK asks her if she wants to fuck and she's in a bad mood, France will always have her way with UK. #facebook mom😜🤪🤪🍷🍷#slayy🤪🤪💅🏻💅🏻
🇺🇸 America 🇺🇸
Male
Gay
Husband is Russia
Bottom
Is in a secret relationship with Russia. Russia and America keep their relationship a secret from their governments, but other countries know. America moans and cries and screams when having sex, but Russia finds it hot.
🇷🇺 Russia 🇷🇺
Male
Bi-sexual
Husband is America
Top
Ashamed of himself for being gay because of his culture and how much being gay is hated in eastern Europe, but he still loves America. He is an alcoholic, and sometimes hurts America when he's drunk. He always feels really bad and comforts America after. He is alot bigger than America so has to be really gentle when fvcking him.
🇩🇪 Germany 🇩🇪
Male
Bi-sexual
Boyfriend is Poland
Switch
He is still ashamed of what his father did to Poland in WW2 and always apologizes to polska because of it. He moans alot. He's mostly a top
🇵🇱 Poland 🇵🇱
Male
Gay
Boyfriend is Germany
Switch
He has trauma from WW2 but tries not to show it. He is usually on the bottom when he and Germany have sex.
🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇳🇿
Female
Lesbian
Girlfriend is Belarus
Switch
🇧🇾 Belarus 🇧🇾
Female
Lesbian
Girlfriend is New Zealand
Switch
Hey y'all I'll add more headcannons later I'm working on story's rn mostly Rusame lol I'll post them soon.
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