Heheheh I love this ship😈 this is just something quick I wrote while I work on other requests
Canada:male, switch
Maple syrup: switch
No one's POV:
It was late in the afternoon when Canada would usually call his girlfriend, Ukraine. Today he couldn't, as she was helping her military fight Russia. He was really bored. He looks over at the maple syrup cupboard he has in his room and smiles. He has an idea.
(Yes, he has a whole cupboard of maple syrup.)
He opened the cupboard and chose a particularly good looking bottle and smirks.
"Hello cutie.. come to Canada...hehe.."
He gets the bottle from the shelf and goes over to his bed with it.
"Hey, you're lookin sexy there, Maple syrup"~ he smirked, running his fingers along the bottle. "Wanna come to daddy?"~
He took the lid off the bottle and put two fingers in it.
"Oh yeah, you like that?"~ Canada said. "Well cutie, you'll love my cock"~
He pulled out his fingers, and put his dick at the opening of the bottle. He begins thrusting into the bottle.
"Mmmaple sssyrup~ you're so tight.."~ he fucks the bottle, covering his dick in syrup. He fucks it like a fleshlight.
It felt soooo good, he soon came inside of the Maple syrup bottle. He pulled out slowly.
"Damn, syrup, you took it like a champ! Now it's my turn"~
He put the bottle on the bed, and got on top of it. He slowly lowered onto the bottle neck, moaning in pleasure. He begins riding it, moaning and whining in pleasure.
"Aaahhh m-maple syrup..!! N-Nghh!~ oh yeahhh!!"~
He squealed as he felt it hit his prostate and flipped over, rolling onto his back and grabbing the bottle and thrusting it into himself. He moans loudly as he comes.
"MAPLE SYRUP UAAAAGHHHH!!!!!AAAAAA!~"
He tilted the bottle upright, making the maple syrup inside of it pour out and fill himself up. He cums everywhere.
He slowly pulled the bottle out of himself, hugging it tightly.
"Mmm~ I love you, maple syrup. Don't tell my girlfriend.. hehe"~ Canada smiled.
WHAT THE FAWCK DID I JUST WRITE BAHAHHAHAHA HELLLPPP😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I NEARLY DIED WHILE MAKING THIS 😭😭
IF ANY OF Y'ALL WHO READ THIS ARE CANADIAN, IM SO SORRYYYY😭
Help my sense of humour is broken 💀 anyway I'm working on y'all's requests rn, love U byee <3
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