Hey pookies! I HAVE RETURNED AFTER DISAPPEARING FOR.... IDK HOW LONG! :3 In my au Japan is a girl, but in this chapter Japan is a boy!
Australia: male, switch
Japan: male, switch
No one POV:
"Hey Aussie, wake up! We've got to go to the UN meeting!" Japan insisted.
"Ugh.. Japan.. it's 5:30 in the fucking morning mate.." Australia grumbled.
"The meeting is on at 6:30AM!" Japan said. Japan was already dressed and ready for the meeting.
"How are you always so organised, Jap?" Australia sighed, stretching lazily before getting out from under the blanket. "It's too cold for Aussies out here mate. I'm going back to sleep-"
"No, Aussie! We must be on time! It's an important meeting about China and Taiwan!" Japan said, getting Australia's work clothes and putting them next to him. Japan then went and got Australia a hairbrush and tie for his suit. "Hurry up!" Japan urged.
Australia slowly puts on his work clothes, mumbling something in Australian. "Why do I have to go to this meeting just to watch a bunch of countries yell at each other about that tiny little lump of land off the coast of China..." Australia sighed.
"That 'tiny little lump of land' is our ally, Taiwan!" Japan said.
Australia was still getting changed, painfully slowly. "Woohoo, I can't wait for my brother to drag me into another war that he insisted on having." Australia said in annoyance.
Eventually Australia was changed. "Now brush your hair and clean your teeth!" Japan said, dragging Australia out of bed.
After what seemed like a very long time, Australia was ready to go.
"I think I'll drive today." Japan sighed. "I don't I want you driving when you're like this, my car is to expensive to damage." Huffed Japan.
At exactly 6:30AM, they got to the meeting. Japan gets out the car, running off into the building. Australia casually walks after him.
The meeting was just starting.
"Goodmorning countries, thankyou for attending on time! We are sorry for any inconvenience due to the meeting being held early today." UN said.
About half an hour into the meeting, Australia was getting bored. He whispered to Japan.
"Oi mate, this is boring. Are you bored?" Australia whispers.
"No, shh!" Japan whispers. "We need to listen".
Suddenly, Australia took his hat off and got something out.
"Hehe, Japan, check this out!" Australia smirked, showing Japan a Tarantula.
"EW, AUSTRALIA!" Japan squeaked. "Put it back!"
"Naur mate, she'll be right! This is Daisy, she's very friendly!" Australia smiled.
"Ugh, but very creepy.. were in a meeting, Aussie. Put it away."
"Naur, I've got an idea! One that involves Daisy and the UN. United Nations will undoubtedly freak out if she sees Daisy crawling around." Australia snickered.
"Aussie, no!" Japan gasped as Australia put the spider on the table. No one noticed yet.
Australia smirks as the spider crawls across the table towards UN.
"So countries, an important decision must be made before--- hang on, just a sec, I think there's something crawling- AAAAAAHHHH GET IT OFFFF!" UN squealed, jumping out of her chair and prancing around the room, shaking around trying to get the spider off.
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