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Maple syrup: top
Canada: male, bottom
No one's POV
Canada was in his room, he was getting lonely without Ukraine. She was still helping her military fight Russia.
Canada glanced over at the maple syrup cupboard. He giggled a little at the thought of what he did with a maple syrup bottle yesterday.
(Blud knows what he did💀)
He decided he felt like some Maple syrup. (Don't worry he's not planning to get intimate with Maple syrup again.)
He got up from his bed and stretches lazily. He goes over to the maple syrup cupboard. As he opened it, he looked up to decide which maple syrup he would drink... But what he saw was not expected.
"AAH WHAT THE!"- He yelped in shock. There was a giant, human shaped maple syrup bottle. It was at least 7 and a half feet tall.
"What on earth is that?" Canada muttered.
"What does it look like I am? I'm human Maple syrup, dumbass!" The Maple syrup bottle said.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE ALIVE?!" Canada gasped in shock.
"Uh, yeah, obviously"? The Maple syrup said, stepping out of the cupboard.
"You can move?!? Holy shit, you have muscles! And a... A fucking huge cock....."
"Oh, why thankyou for noticing!~ I've noticed you like maple syrup, am I correct?"
"Y-Yes, that is very correct! I-I like it a lot!"
"I can see that.~ wanna touch?"~ Maple Syrup said, showing Canada his muscles.
"I-Im sorry, I have a girlfriend.." Canada said.
"I don't see her anywhere, Canada."~
"She's at war, I'm not gay either! Well.. I guess maple syrup doesn't really have a gender.. and it's not like you're another country or anything.. just a bottle of Maple syrup, right?"
"Right. So wanna touch"?~
"O-Ok fine.. maybe just once, eh." Canada sighed. He touched the maple syrup bottle's muscles.
"Y-Your so tall.. a-and your covered in maple syrup.. and you have so much muscle.. how.." Canada said, almost drooling. "And your cock is.. so..... Fucking.....huge, eh!?"
"Are you sure you don't wanna try it?"~
"I'm sorry, but I can't."
"Even if I told you I cum Maple syrup? I cum lots and lots of maple syrup."
"Oh my goodness.. your tempting me... Ok, fine! Just fuck me!"~ Canada whimpered.
"Good boy, take off your clothes"~
Canada nervously took off his clothes. Although he felt confused and nervous, he couldn't help but feel a little excited.
Suddenly, the Maple syrup picked up Canada. "H-Hey watch it!" Canada said. "Put me do-oOoOOOH FUCK!"~ Canada screamed in pleasure as he felt Maple Syrup's cock sliding inside of him.
"Its so big!~ oh goodness that feels amazing!"~ Canada moans. Maple Syrup's cock was slippery because of the maple syrup covering him.
"N-Ngh it feels so sticky!"~ Canada moans.
"Yeah, I know you love it"~
"Damn right I do! Fuck, what would my girlfriend think of me?!"~
Suddenly, a voice was heard from the window. "Your girlfriend thinks you're hot, getting fucked by human Maple syrup"~
"U-UKRAINE?!? ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I CAN EXPLAIN!" Canada gasped, trying to wriggle free of Maple Syrup's grasp.
"No, stay put. I want to watch"~ Ukraine smirks. "Can I come in?"
"Y-yeah.. are you m-AH!~ M-Mad at me?" Canada whimpered as the maple syrup pushed its cock deeper into him.
"No, of course not"~ Ukraine smiled, climbing in through the window. She was slightly limping from being injured in the battlefield, but nothing too serious.
"D-Darling is e-everything alright eh? Are y-you hurt? Ugh, Maple syrup put me down!~ oh!"~ Canada said throughout moans. "Can you just- ah!- stop, my girlfriend is hurt!"~
"No, love, it's just a sprained ankle. I totally forgot I even had it, I'm to turned on by you getting fucked by human Maple syrup". Ukraine giggled, sitting in the chair near Canada's bed.
Canada was wondering why Ukraine was so chill about an actual humanized maple syrup fucking him. His thoughts were interrupted as maple Syrup's cock hit his prostate.
"O-OH GOOD LORD! Right there, right there!"~ Canada gasped
Ukraine was touching herself, enjoying watching Canada getting fucked. "Mmm, you're such a maple syrup slut, Nada"~ she smirked.
"A-Aaah it feels so good!~ fuck me!"~ Canada moans in ecstasy.
Maple syrup thrusts its cock deep, pre-syrup leaking out from its dick.
(HELP WHAT IS THIS)
"I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum! Faster maple syrup"! Canada squealed, his legs shaking.
The huge maple syrup bottle was pretty much using Canada as its Fleshlight.
It put Canada on the bed and fucks him at about ten different angles.
"I'm cumming, NGH~ AAGH!~ Y-YEAAH!"~ Canada moans in pleasure.
The maple syrup cums at the same time, filling Canada up with thick, sticky maple syrup.
"Oh god there's so much!~ I'm so full!~ give me more!"~ Canada gasped.
The maple syrup came inside Canada until he could take any more.
Ukraine was drooling at the sight, cumming just from watching them. She got up from her chair, crawling over to Canada. "Mmm, look at you, handsome!~ your in heaven right now, aren't you"? She grinned.
"Ohh yeah"~ Canada panted, whining as Maple syrup pulled out. Maple syrup basically poured out of him.
Ukraine smirked. She licks it up as it leaks out of him. "Oh my, there's so much inside you"~ she said. She puts her tongue inside of him, lapping up all the maple syrup she could.
"A-ah, Ukraine!~ fuck, darling!"~ Canada gasped, arching his back. "Oh, that's the spot!~ mmm, keep going"~ Canada moans, practically trembling in pleasure.
She went to kiss Canada with maple syrup in her mouth, they kiss each other passionately, the Maple syrup going into Canada's mouth.
She kept going until he came again, passing out this time.
The human Maple Syrup had gotten what it wanted and went back in the cupboard, disguising itself as a seemingly normal bottle.
When Canada woke up, he found Ukraine snuggled beside him.
"U-Ukraine..? Are you awake?" He whispered.
"Oh, Canada! You're finally awake! And- yes, I'm awake."
"I have so many questions, Ukraine.. mostly about that maple syrup bottle. How the fuck"-
"It's a long story. I actually got home yesterday, but you looked a little busy with a maple syrup bottle. Don't say I'm creepy but I watched for the most part. So, when I was over fighting Russia, I decided to go visit Chernobyl powerplant. A while away in the safe zone which is no longer radioactive, I found some weird stuff. A human maple syrup bottle. It must've mutated into a human. I immediately thought of you, Canada." Ukraine smiled.
"Hehe, you know me too well!" Canada laughed.
"Correct I do"~ Ukraine said.
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