Horrorspaghetti and Skinnyverse (A Creepypasta and Slenderverse Stuff Book)

let's talk about Nina the killer's rewrite

Maybe some of you have already heared of this, maybe not, but the author of Nina the killer has done a rewrite. Yup. Nina the killer has a new story, new personality, new motivations AND a new design. She now looks like the secret lovechild of Akame from Akame ga Kill and Revy from Black Lagoon. You can read this new creepypasta on Deviantart... but like only in spanish. Although the author enthusiastically pointed out in the last line of the story, that the english version was coming out soon, but I could only find a rough summary in english. That's why I had let google to translate the whole thing first into german and then, for this chapter here, into english. So I was basically in spain with and without the s.

Anyways.

I will now comment on this story and at the end there will be a general review.

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"Have you heard the rumors about this super dangerous assassin?"

"Oh, not again, with your terrible data, can you stop watching these videos? That makes my hair stand on end."

I blame the google translater for this strange sentence. Although over the course of the story I often wondered whether the writing style in the original was that broke.  Also: please keep commander Data out of this.

"No no! This is much better, come on, let me tell you."

No no. Please let me tell you, that it's not much better. Really not.

"Ah, it's the guy from that horrible creepypasta."

Nathan the nobody?

"Do you know this guy exists?"

"Oh no? No, no, that's impossible"

- "Hey, this guy exists!"

- "Oh no?"

Idk, maybe the spanish people have completely different conversations than us weird, stiff germans are used to.

"Yes! The assassin I mentioned to you says she exists."

Anyone can claim that. I could now just say that I exist. And yet, in reality, I could be one of you all's somewhat irregularly recurring feverdream.

"Oh, don't tell me, is this assassin a creepypasta too?"

"Well, yes and no"

"Oh no, shit!"

"You just fuck with me"

This conversation sounds and smells to me like excessive marijuana use.

"No! It exists, they say, you have to search the deep web and jump from site to site until you find yours. Just look."

This sentence could also come from one of those YouTubers who tell you something about the fact that they actually surf the deep and dark web often, get messages from the Game Master, summon ghosts with a fidget spinner and a super creepy and real video of a super creepy and real psycho-series-paranormal-killer-demon-stalker. And then they show you a video clip from Marble Hornets.

"Nina, the killer? What a stupid name"

Not necessarily better or dumber than Jeff the killer. Or Laughing Jack. Or Mr. Widemouth. Or Ben drowned. Or Clockwork. Or lost silver. Or glitchy red. Or Nathan the Nobody. Or films with titles like "Sleepy Hollow."