Sith God Of Hell (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X Star Wars OC)

Chapter 5: Pilot

It has been over a year since Obe began working for I.M.P. He has grown to trust Millie, Moxxie, and Loona. During the first few months, due to Loona's sense of smell, she found out that Obe is human, but promised Obe that she wouldn't tell anyone unless Obe told her it was ok. Currently Obe, Loona, Moxxie, Millie and Blitz are in the I.M.P. building having a meeting.

Blitz: Alright. Now I know business has been... a bit slow lately. It's no one's fault okay? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie.

Moxxie gave Blitz an annoyed look.

Blitz: Now does anybody have any bright ideas that could get business drummin up again?

Millie: *excitedly* What about a car wash!?

Blitz: This is Hell Millie no one cares about being clean here, okay?

Obe: Have to agree with Blitz on that, good shot though Millie.

Millie: Thanks Obe. 

Blitz: Oh what about a billboard!? *does jazz hands*

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard sir.

Obe: I think you knew that as well Blitz.

Blitz: I know you're loaded Obelisk, so why not let us use your money?

Obe: Cause I know that you alone would waste it all on useless shit.

Loona fist bumps Obe while she holds in some laughter.

Blitz: Have you guys forgotten the service we provide? *Blitz grabs a remote and turns on the T.V.*

It showed Blitz smashing someone's head, Moxxie blasting out some guy's brains, Loona biting some guy to death and swinging him around, Millie slashing someone, and Obe snapping someone's neck.

Blitz: Ah those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding sir, considering you spent almost all our salaries on an obnoxious T.V. ad last week. *crosses arms* One that you additionally paid to have run for three hours on a channel NOBODY watches.

Blitz: Hey excuse me? What's obnoxious about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spitting bullshit at you! 

Millie: People love musicals sir.

Obe: More of an required taste I'm afraid.

Blitz: *ignoring Obe* Exactly! And we're basically doing a musical! *looking at Moxxie* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitz: Cause right now all I see is my dad's ASSHOLE talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Obe: Must you be so dramatic?

Millie: *flirty* Are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie?

Moxxie: I- What? *looks at Millie*

Millie: I thought I knew you. *she sticks her tongue out flirtatiously as Moxxie rolls his eyes*

Blitz: I can't believe you Moxxie! After I made you employee of the month! *pulls out a picture of Moxxie in the employee of the month frame*

Obe: Not your best picture Mox.

Blitz: I would've chosen Obelisk, but he holds back too much for us to know how powerful he is.

Obe: For good reason may I add.

Loona: At least some of us understand that.

Obe: *looks at Loona* Thank you.