Sith God Of Hell (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X Star Wars OC)

Chapter 6: Past Hauntings

Obe and Blitz are in Blitz's office speaking to Mrs. Mayberry, who had killed herself after killing her husband and shooting the woman he had the affair with.

Mayberry: You do everything right in life. Play by all the rules. And still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. *she turns to Obe and Blitz* So that's why I'm here, to get my revenge. 

Blitz: I mean... was she hotter?

Obe: Not the point dumbass.

Blitz: I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.

Obe: I'd have to guess one person survived the ordeal?

Mayberry: Yeah, that whore survived. Now they call her a hero.

After cutaways. (not typing them cause I found them annoying, bite me)

Mayberry: *slams her hands onto Blitz's desk and shouts, her voice echoing* SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOO!!

Obe approaches Mayberry attempting to calm her down.

Obe: It'll be alright Mayberry. We're going to handle this. *waves hand* Take a few deep breaths.

Mayberry: *a bit entranced, she takes a few deep breaths and calms down* T- thank you.

Obe: Can you tell us more on what you know about this woman?

As Mayberry explains more, the camera goes to Moxxie shakily aiming a crossbow at a photo of a family.

Millie: Moxxie stop shaking, you're gonna shoot our only hellhound.

Loona: Wow, I feel so loved here.

Millie: Just take a deep breath *inhales* and let it out!

Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. That's understandable. But to eradicate an entire innocent-seemingly, in this instance-upper middle class family bloodline?

Loona: Hey, you don't know they're innocent. *points to the boy in the picture, then the daughter then the husband* This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy... This guy definitely watches.

Millie: Exactly. Humans are full of secret nasties, it's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: But-

Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. *cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them* Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target. *kisses him*

Moxxie: *aims the crossbow* I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.

As Moxxie was about to fire, Blitz barges into the room followed by Mayberry and Obe.

Blitz: Guys I wantcha to meet...

Startled by the sudden barge in, Moxxie fires the crossbow and the arrow ricochets all over the room until Obe catches it before it hits Mayberry. 

Blitz: Our newest client. *the fish tank falls over and the eels on the floor now start a fire* Damnit Moxxie I just bought those eels!

Obe: Why did you even buy them?

Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitz waves goodbye.