✧ Honkai star rail oneshots ✧

✧ Special Chapter - Rating HSR ships ✧

Starch (Stelle x March)
- 6/10
- This ship is cute but I think it fits better with AU's than the canon storyline
- I don't play as Stelle though so I don't know if it's different for Stelle players, but based off of her fanon characterisation this is the rating I've come up with

DanCae (Dan Heng x Caelus)
- 9/10
- Okay hear me out
- They had so much tension throughout the entire start of the game
- You can see how Dan Heng softens up around the MC as the story goes on and it's honestly so sweet
- I just think that these two compliment eachother so well and should have more interactions later on in the story

DanStelle (Dan Heng x Stelle)
- 6/10
- I literally have no idea if playing as Stelle is any different from playing as Caelus
- I'm just going to rate it the same as Starch since I can't really speak from experience on this one

CaeMarch (Caelus x March)
- 3/10
- Okay I'm sorry but I hate this ship
- They have massive siblings energy
- I just never felt like March and Caelus thought about eachother that way 😭 don't fight me

DanMarch (Dan Heng x March)
- 4/10
- I'm not a huge fan of this ship but I can see it working in some circumstances
- I'm kinda neutral on this one

CaeDanMarch (Caelus x Dan Heng x March)
-2/10
- Yeah these three don't work as a poly relationship at all in my opinion
- They just seem too much like family for anything like that

HimeWelt (Himeko x Welt)
- ??/10
- Bro I loved this ship before I found out that Welt is apparently an old man
- Its so confusing because his appearance is that of a 40-50 year old man AT MOST, yet most sources say he's 80+?
- That theory is based on the age of his Honkai Impact 3rd character though, so it might not actually line up with his Honkai Star Rail character
- I think that those two are adorable together and are like the parents of the trailblazing trio, even if they are platonic because of the age gap they still have old married couple vibes
- If the HI3 Welt/HSR Welt lineup is true, then that would mean that him and Himeko have been side by side for a long long time making them a feasible couple by logic since their maturity levels would be the same
- OKAY SO OVERALL i give them a 8/10 but if some new lore gets dropped that confirms that they're a weird/illegal couple then don't cancel me because I'm not up to date 😭

KafBlade (Kafka x Blade)
- 7/10
- Ik a lot of people headcannon them as wlw and mlm, but i can't decide if I see them as gay besties or dating
- I feel like they def fucked
- But idk if they actually dated, maybe they have some sort of fwb situation
- Either way its a solid ship imo

Renheng (Blade x Dan Heng)
- 5/10
- Don't cancel me but I'm not a massive fan of this ship
- Shipping their past lives? Absolutely. Shipping Dan Heng's new form which has lost a good chunk of its memories with a super old guy who has so many memories that he's going insane? I'm not so sure.
- I know that their souls are the same age, but Dan Heng's maturity levels still got reset when he was reincarnated, so that would mean that he got set back to being a child whilst Blade was still old asf. Shipping them after that just doesn't feel right to me 😭
- I know that people are going to hate on me for this and tbh I'm open to discussion about this ship, because I think that maybe one day I could come to be a fan of it. I just need yall to do some explaining 💀

Jingren (Jing Yuan x Dan Heng)
- 2/10
- This ship just feels like pedophilia to me bro
- Jing Yuan is an old ass man Dan Heng is a young adult
- And they don't even have good chemistry either, Dan Heng is so determined to get rid of the chains of his past but Jing Yuan just wants to hold on to the past
- In my opinion these two should be as far away from eachother as possible, for both of their sakes 😭
- This ship is only good if ur talking about Dan Heng's previous reincarnation (Dan Feng)

Jingheng (Jing Yuan x Blade)
- 9/10
- Okay this ship has way more potential than people realise
- These two have both seen everything, they've lived through everything together and come out the other side
- The difference is that Jing Yuan got lucky and Blade didn't.
- They're like Yin and Yang, it baffles me why RenHeng is so unanimously popular when this beaut of a ship is sitting RIGHT THERE

Jingrenheng (Jing Yuan x Blade x Dan Heng)
-6/10
- Dan Heng and his two sugar daddies?1?1?
- It feels like Dan Heng is being ganged up on 😭
- He is almost always portrayed as the sub in the relationship when it comes to JingRenHeng and that gives me the ick
- Dan Heng clearly doesn't like either of them, his past self would have been great in a poly relationship with them but his reincarnation has zero interest 😭

Fuqing (Fu Xuan x Qingque)
- 8/10
- Okay hear me out on these two
- They are always together, in art and trailers and light cones(?) they are ALWAYS SIDE BY SIDE!!!!!! 😗😗😩😩
- Fu Xuan seems to genuinely care about Qingque despite how much trouble she causes her, and she also seems to know a lot more about her than a normal boss would
- They just seem suspiciously close, plus they have good chemistry and look cute together
- So yeah overall an adorable rarepair <3

Acheswan (Acheron x Black Swan)
10/10
- DOOMED YURI 🔥‼️🔈🚨
- Their chemistry is crazy
- The dance video. Need I say more?

Aventuratio (Aventurine x Dr Ratio)
10/10
- These two istg
- Theyre so perfect for eachother its not even funny
- I have cried over this ship before bro I'm not even joking, the fact that Ratio has a superiority complex and aventurine has an inferiority complex so they balance eachother out EUEUEUEUGH
- And how the dawn is a really important symbol in aventurines backstory and Ratio's eyes are the colour of dawn EUEUEUEUGH
- And how despite acting like he doesn't like him Ratio put everything on the line for Aventurine during penacony EUEUEUEUEUEUGH
- I LOVE THEM I HATE THEM I LOVE THEM

Sampard (Sampo x Gepard)
10/10
- I literally wrote a oneshot for them I love them so much
- The cutiest patooties
- Opposites attract trope 🔥🔥🔥
- I especially love them in a college/high school AU because theyre literally the star student x delinquent trope
- They are secretly dating and you can't convince me otherwise

Bronseele (Bronya x Seele)
11/10
- "I love you in every universe"
- Literally canon
- I don't even know what else there is to say about these two they are literally soulmates

Sampotasha (Sampo x Natasha)
2/10
- I mean technically there's nothing wrong with it
- Unfortunately Sampo is the gayest man alive and Natasha is too hot for him anyway
- They could be potential besties tho

Jingxuan (Jing Yuan x Fu Xuan)
6/10
- I see why people ship them I just personally don't see them feeling that way for eachother
- If they did like eachother their relationship would be adorable tho
- Coffee shop couple

Jingqing (Jing Yuan x Yanqing🤢)
-0/10
- kill yourself
- no explanation needed

Kafwolf (Kafka x Silver Wolf)
-2/10
-I KNOW that silver wolf doesn't have a canon age, and that she's probably an adult, but this ship still feels wrong
- I wouldn't call it a proship but their age gap and maturity gap is just too crazy
- Plus Kafka often treats Silver Wolf like a younger child and she acts like one aswell
- This just isn't something I will ever ship I'm sorry 💀

Caefly (Caelus x Firefly)
- 8/10
- They have siblings or dating vibes
- Throughout the entire trailblazer mission with Firefly I could feel how much Caelus loves and cares about her even just after a few meetings, and its so sweet how he takes her under his wing
- Whether or not those feelings are platonic or familial is up to the players
- I feel like Firefly probably has a crush on the MC though, even if Caelus is oblivious and just sees her as a little sister
- My opinions on this ship are the same regardless of whether its Stelle or Caelus we are talking about

Astarlan (Asta x Arlan)
- 9/10
- I honestly think they should be made canon, they are so perfect for each other
- Asta cares so much about Arlan and how he works too much but Arlan just wants Asta to be happy :(
- Overall they're a horrifically cute ship that deserves the world

Servalia (Serval x Cocolia)
- 10/10
- OH MY GOD BRO THIS SHIP
- You can't tell me theyre not canon because what
- TOXIC EXES 🔥🔥
- I hate them so much oh my god why couldn't they be happy
- Serval I'm single if you need a rebound relationship 🙋‍♀️

Comment any extra ships you'd like me to rate!

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