✧ Honkai star rail oneshots ✧

✧ Boothill NSFW alphabet (CLANK CLANK) ✧

THIS WAS A REQUEST OKAY DON'T COME FOR ME (haha that was a cum joke)

Requested by: Xiaos_real_husband

WARNING: Very explicit 😭

A - Aftercare (How he treats you after sex)
- He is always worried about hurting you so his aftercare is always amazing
- Sometimes doing the do with him gives you a few bruises cuz you're both freaky like that, so he goes over and apologises for them all and leaves kisses on all your sore spots ❤️‍🩹
- He doesn't need physical aftercare since he doesn't feel pain or discomfort but you never forget to cuddle him and give him emotional aftercare
- Since sex brings out a lot of emotions for him he always wants to keep you close once the two of you are done, he gets very soppy and romantic and always makes you feel like the most special person in the world

B - Body Part (His favourite part of your/his body)
- Okay real talk he is an ASS man
- Whether you're a girl or a guy if you've got a fattie he is gonna tap it
- He loves your hands aswell since they're so soft and small compared to his cold metal ones
- As far as his own favourite body part goes, he likes his face area because its the only part of his human body that he has left
- Although during sexy times he is definitely not ashamed of his dingdong size and that is probably his favourite part of his metal body 😭😭

C - Cum (🤤🤤)
- Since his whizz whazz pickle spazz is metal, he doesn't actually have real cum and therefore can't get you pregnant
- That means you get infinite creampies 🤤
- He can't biologically get you pregnant BUT HE CAN SURE AS HELL TRY 🫡
- I'm going to get HIM pregnant tbh (im a female)

D - Dirty Secret (What dirty thing is his ashamed of, but secretly loves?)
- Hand jobs/quickies in public.
- Back of the movie theatre, empty park, abandoned building, under the table at a restaurant, LITERALLY ANYWHERE
- You love watching him suffer trying to stay quiet cuz you know he's naturally loud 😭

E - Experience (How much experience has he had before?)
- He had never experienced love before, even on his home planet
- The only people he ever truly loved were you and his adoptive daughter, so despite the fact that he wasn't a complete virgin, sleeping with you was a whole new experience for him
- Having someone who could love him the way that you did made all the filthy things you did together seem a lot more wholesome <3
- He had done enough hookups in the past to be good at what you guys did though, so it was DEFINITELY still steamy despite him never having been in a proper relationship before

F - Fingers (MMNHGHGDGH)
- This man is a GOD with his fingers
- He knows exactly where to put pressure and exactly where to tease, plus his hands never cramp so its even better 🥰
- Can make you cum over and over again with just his fingers if he wants to, and you never get tired of it

G - Goofy (Do they make jokes in bed?)
- He's pretty relaxed when you guys are being intimate so sometimes he cracks a joke or two, but never anything too embarrassing so that it ruins the moment
- He makes cowboy and riding jokes a lot though to try and fluster you when you're on top 🤭

H - Heartbeat (This one is pretty boothill specific but I wanted to add it)
- He doesn't have a human heart but he does have a circuit centre that acts as a heart, and its in a similar place on his chest
- When you're with him you can hear the sound of the circuits around his 'heart' whirring, and you can feel his 'pulse' from the fuel in his veins
- It makes you smile to see that even though he's not physically completely human, his body shows its love for you exactly the same as a human one would