Wrong Number (the Marauders meet Magnus Chase)

stop killing your boyfriend

omg look i'm back😍😍😍😍
anyway, I have no idea what i'm doing and this literally has no plot bc I don't plan ahead of time so every chapter is just me winging it😜

enjoy~~~~

(6:04pm) Angry Granny:
did u save your friends?

(6:06pm) Annoying Bitch:
yes, all are well.

(6:07pm) Annoying bitch:
except wormy has a slightly broken arm- but that's fine, everything's fine

(6:07pm) Angry Granny:
yeah a broken arm is nothing

(6:08pm) Annoying Bitch:
mhm, anygays watchya doin?

(6:08pm) Angry Granny:
welp- I just finished killing my boyfriend bc he ate the last cookie his cousins boyfriends mom made and now i'm watching Mallory and Halfborn draw dicks all over his dead body

(6:10pm) Annoying Bitch:
......

(6:10pm) Annoying Bitch:
WHAT.

(6:10pm) Angry Granny:
ok, so based on that reaction i'm going to take a wild guess and say you're not an Einherji, correct?

(6:11pm) Annoying Bitch:
A WHAT???

(6:11pm) Annoying Bitch:
NO
IM JUST A WIZARD. TRYING TO LIVE HIS LIFE NORMALLY. WHO HAPPENS TO NOT BE A BOYFRIEND MURDERER.

(6:12pm) Angry Bitch:
wizards? like with the magical sticks and pointy hats?💀💀

(6:12pm) Annoying Bitch:
...

(6:13pm) Angry Bitch:
jk, do u do magic like outa ur hands or smth? or does wizard mean smth entirely different where you live?

(6:14pm) Annoying Bitch:
I uh......well- u see

(6:14pm) Annoying Bitch:
I do, in fact, use wands.....and occasionally wear the hats.

(6:15pm) Angry Granny:
.

(6:15pm) Angry Granny:
PFFFFFFFFFFFGJFJDJSUJDJF

(6:16pm) Annoying Bitch:
HEY- ITS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL

(6:16pm) Angry Granny:
sure bud.

(6:17pm) Annoying Bitch:
hey, at least I don't MURDER people

(6:17pm) Angry Granny:
hey, dude, they come back. it's not like I'm murdering random orphan children

(6:18pm) Angry Granny:
......ok so that kind of is exactly what i'm doing- but I don't murder orphaned children that aren't Einherji

(6:18pm) Annoying bitch:
ok, what language are you speaking. i'm so fucking confused rn

(6:19pm) Annoying Bitch:
the fuck is an Einherji

(6:19pm) Angry Granny:
basically a dead person who isn't really dead but still is and trains to fight in the war that will take place at the end of the world.

(6:20pm) Annoying Bitch:
I- ok. not sure if this is a prank or not but.......ok👍

(6:20pm) Angry Granny:
anyway- gtg have my Lego Batman movie date with Maggie. cya

(6:20pm) Annoying Bitch:
wait, is Maggie ur boyfriend? I thought he was dead- didn't u kill him? right???

(6:22pm) Annoying Bitch:
hello?😦

Word count: 432

guess who's horrible at writing long chapters??? ME :)
anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

who are y'all's face mcga character?

and who's ur fav pjo/hoo etc. character if you've read it?