Sirius has an identity crisis

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by chilifag
by chilifag
                                    
                                              AH- SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED(especially to u Ama)
BUT HERE I AM :D
also, Magnus is underlined, if he's not in this chapter than he'll most likely be in the next.
anyway- enjoyyyy


(10:58am) Annyoing Bitch:
perfect! knew we'd get along!
(10:58am) Angry Granny:
no.
(10:58am) Annoying Bitch:
awwww don't be like that, granny
(10:59am) Annoying Bitch:
we're gonna have so much fun together, as long as you're not too mean
(10:59am) Annoying Bitch:
.......that sounded weirdly suggestive-
(10:59am) Annoying Bitch:
I PROMISE I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT- I MEAN, IM NOT A CREEP
(11:00am) Annoying Bitch:
AND IM NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP
(11:00am) Annoying Bitch:
well, I mean- I am
(11:00am) Annoying Bitch:
BUT NOT WITH YOU
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
AND YOU COULD BE A WOMAN
I DONT LIKE WOMEN
(11:01am) Annoying Bitch:
wait no- I DO like women, just not.....LIKE like women
(11:01am) Annoying Bitch:
i'm not sexist or anything
(11:01am) Annoying Bitch:
women are cool
(11:01am) Annoying Bitch:
sometimes I feel more like a woman than a man-
(11:02am) Annoying Bitch:
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS IM NOT A CREEP OR ANYTHING AND I DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. i'm waiting for Moony to admit he's madly in love with me because I know he is but i'm not gonna admit i'm in love with him because i'm too cool for that
(11:03am) Angry Granny:
u done?
(11:03am) Annoying Bitch:
yes.
(11:04am) Angry Granny:
good
(11:04am) Angry Granny:
ok, so the only things I got out of that text was that you're in love with your friend
(11:04am) Angry Granny:
oh and that you're a fucking coward lolllll
(11:05am) Annoying Bitch:
what??! hey!!! i'm not a coward!!!!
(11:05am) Angry Granny:
lol k
keep telling yourself that.
(11:05am) Angry Granny:
i'm not responsible if you suddenly self destruct
(11:06am) Annoying Bitch:
I don't know what you're talking about.
(11:06am) Angry Granny:
also it's cool you're gender-fluid. I've never met anyone else who is
(11:08am) Annoying Bitch:
oh yeah, haha
(11:08am) Annoying Bitch:
cool
(11:09am) Angry Granny:
u don't know what gender-fluid means, do you?
(11:09am) Annoying Bitch:
I uh....
(11:10am) Annoying Bitch:
no
(11:10am) Angry Granny:
means your gender identity fluctuates throughout your life
(11:11am) Angry Granny:
you could feel more masculine one day and more feminine the next. Or it could be over a period of months, or even years
(11:12am) Annoying Bitch:
oh-
cool
(11:12am) Angry Granny:
yeah
(11:13am) Annoying Bitch:
so you're gender-fluid?
(11:13am) Angry Granny:
sure am
(11:13am) Annoying Bitch:
nice
(11:13am) Annoying Bitch:
Anyway, I need to get going!
(11:14am) Annoying Bitch:
Prongs just flew through a window causing said windows glass to shatter and Wormy to fall out of it
(11:14am) Angry Granny: 
wtf💀💀💀💀
(11:14am) Annoying Bitch:
bye granny!!!!!<3333
(11:15am) Angry Granny:
fuck off and go help your psychotic friends



Word count: 523
WOOT WOOT STILL NOT THAT MUCH BUT BETTER THAN LAST TIMEEEEE
also as it's pretty fuckin obvious in this chapter one of my head canons is gender-fluid Sirius✨✨✨✨✨
Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed this chaotic chapter, I didn't have many ideas so it may or may not be total bird shit
ANYWAY
LOVE U❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️