join the alphabet cult with me.

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by chilifag

by chilifag

THX TO MY 4 READERS<33333
ALSO ALSO ALSO....
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE FONT😈😈😈😈 so Sirius is gonna be in Italics and Alex is in bold so I don't have to keep putting their names next to unknown number while they don't have names for each other
anyway, love y'all, enjoyyyyyy

(10:43am) unknown number:
greetings, granny.

(10:44am) unknown number:
what the fuck do you want.

(10:44am) unknown number:
chillllll
....im bored.

(10:44am) unknown number:
*I'm

unknown number changed unknown number to Angry Granny

(10:45am) Angry Granny:
.

Angry Granny changed unknown number to Annoying Bitch

(10:45am) Annoying Bitch:
how rude.

(10:46am) Angry Granny:
stop texting me

(10:46am) Annoying Bitch:
if I recall correctly, you were the one who texted me in the first place

(10:47am) Angry Granny:
unintentionally, I will add.

(10:48am) Annoying Bitch:
anyway, I'm bored and I have no one to talk to

(10:48am) Angry Granny:
Hah, imagine being friendless

(10:48am) Angry Granny:
so friendless, in fact, that you have to text a complete stranger to find entertainment and happiness.

(10:50am) Annoying Bitch:
ok, first of all, ouch.
and second, I have friends!! Moony's just ignoring me bc I stole his chocolate last night, Prongs is completely invested in some stupid girl, and Wormy is.......actually, I have no idea where he is. Where tf is Wormtail-

(10:51am) Annoying Bitch:
eh- doesn't matter. Point is, my friends are all being neglectful assholes to poor me right now. So you're the best I've got

(10:52am) Angry Granny:
What kind of names are Moony, Prongs, and Wormtail??? They're parents seem like fucking psychopaths

(10:52am) Annoying Bitch:
not their real names, genius

(10:53am) Angry Granny:
oh thank the gods, I got worried for a sec💀

(10:53am) Annoying Bitch:
the gods? gods? plural?? what kind of freaky ass religion do you believe in?

(10:54am) Angry Granny:
PFFFFF

(10:54am) Angry Granny:
doesn't matter

(10:55am) Annoying Bitch:
am I texting a member of a cult?

(10:55am) Angry Granny:
no, dumbass. I'm not apart of a cult

(10:56am) Annoying Bitch:
ah damn. Well I am!!

(10:56am) Angry Granny:
what.

(10:57am) Annoying Bitch:
Yup!!! Ever heard of the lgbtq+ community?
Basically a fucking cult.

(10:57am) Angry Granny:
omgs💀
yes, I've most definitely heard of the lgbtq+ community.

(10:58am) Annoying Bitch:
perfect! knew we'd get along!

(10:58am) Angry Granny:
no.

word count: 413
Less than last chapter??? what??? this felt like it took forever to write💀💀
prob bc it's midnight, idk-
ANYWAY, HOPE YALL ENJOYED❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️