We open to a dark room, pitch black. A light is then turned on illuminating something. Someone was tied to a chair, that someone, was Valentino. He finally wakes up after being knocked out, looking around frantically as to where he is. He tries to free his hands from the rope but it's futile.
Someone then stepped into the room. A buff hellhound, holding a machete.
Hellhound: Ah, Valentino. Finaly awake. I'll make this simple and quick. Tell me where you boss hides his stash.
Val laughs at the demons, not threaten in the slightest.
Val: And why would I tell you.
The hellhound grabs him by the throat and lifts him up.
Hellhound: Oh, so you want to be cocky huh?
He then drops the moth, he takes a few deep breaths, but can't regain his composure fully as the hellhound grabs him by the top of his head and forces him to look him in the face.
Hellhound: If you're not gonna tell me willingly, then I guess I'll just have to FUCK the information out of you.
Val: Do your worst, daddy~
The hellhound pounces on Val and does his thing.
All this is but a movie, which Val made everyone at the hotel watch for the 'Show and Tell'. You can imagine everyone was uncomfortable.
Val: So, what do you all think?
Adam: It's uhh, intresting, to say the least.
TV: AHH HARDER~!
Adam covered his eyes with his hands.
Lute: Val, what the fuck did you make us watch this.
Val: You said it's show and tell. I'm showing you my best work and I'm telling you how it scored me a win over that whore, Britney Blowjobs.
Carmilla: Ya know that's not a very realistic interrogation, even without the sex part.
Val turned his head to Carmilla who was cleaning some bottles at the bar.
Val: Oh yeah, and do you know better.
Carmilla: Don't act like that script ain't pure garbage.
Val: How dare you! This is art.
He pointed at the TV. It showed the hellhound biting Val's ass. Vox flinched at the scene.
Vox: Oh, this poor television, forced to show such horrible imagery.
Cherri was just sition on the table watching like nothing was wrong.
Carmilla: You're full of bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Hell, everyone here does it. That one is an insecure jester that watches all of you sleep.
She was referring to Vox, then pointed a hand at Adam
Carmilla: That one has so many problems yet deals with all that aren't his.
Adam: Wha-? Nooo!
Carmilla: His angel girlfriend judges everyone here because she hates herself. And Cherri... Well she can't talk and I that is probably for the best.
Val simply started laughing.
Val: Oh wow, you really do know everyone. Does that mean you're love us~.
Carmilla: Don't get me started about you. I see right through you and all that fake act you put on.
Val: Wow, really, maybe that's why I'm an actor dear. Also...
