Welcome to Heaven

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Adam and Lute were in their room packing the bags to leave for the Heaven meeting. And Adam was a bit too cautious about clothing.

Adam: Ok, warm weather clothes, clod weather, life jacket, rain jacket, wait, does it rain in heaven?

Lute: Adam, you're only gonna be leaving for a few hours.

Adam: We'll be going to Heaven for a day, and I want to be prepared, this is our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Lute: Yeah, uh, I can't come

Adam: Why?

Lute: uh, I have to, uh ,do the thing, you know with the, thing...ugh, I'm a horrible liar.

Adam: Lute, you're my partner and I would never lie to you, so when I say it will be fine, I mean it.

He gave her a kiss on the forehead.

Lute: I guess you're right. And to answer your question. It doesn't rain in Heaven.

Down in the lobby Val just enters the hotel after finishing a long shift. He imedialy crashed on the couch

Carmilla: Are you alright? You look almost dead again. What happened?

Val: More like WHO happened. And the answer is everyone twice. Angel had me working 16 hours with no break. I'm exhausted. I need sleep.

He closed his eyes to try and sleep, at the same time Adam and Lute arrived down and we're waiting for the portal to Heaven. It was quiet, but it didn't last long as someone blew up one of the walls what was previously blown up.

Val: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THAT WALL!

???1: Prepare for trouble!

???2: And make it double!

The smoke cleared and there stood 2 lamb demons, one a boy, the other a girl, with bombs in their hands. Val knew exactly who those were.

Val: Holy shit! Razzle, Dazzle! The fuck are you 2 doing here.

Dazzle: You've been texting us depressing shit all day!

Razzle: Yeah, and we figured you'd like to come blow shit up with us. Like old times.

Dazzle: It's been forever. Hold this.

She tossed a bomb at Adam who began panicking before Lute took it and chucked it somewhere far.

Val: Look you 2, while I would normally love to come with you, I'm so fucking tiered need to crash on the nearest couch.

Razzle: Sleep is for the week.

Dazzle: You need is a recharge of your batteries, reinvigorate of your spirit, re-

Adam: -speosible day around town? Sounds great. Hi I'm Adam. That was my wall you 2 just blew up. Pleasure to meet more of Val's friends. He never brings anyone around.

Razzle: Wonder why?

Adam: Yeah me too. Anyway, everyone else here have been working really hard and they probably deserve a night to have fun.

Dazzle: Look dude. We're just here for Val, so we don't care Wha- OHHHH

Adam put a stack of cash in her hands and she was immediately convinced.

Razzle: How much is it?

Dazzle: A lot.

Razzle: EVERYONE GET READY, WE'RE TAKING Y'ALL INTO TOWN!!

Adam: Perfect, that's been solved. Now the heaven portal show open right about...

A portal appears in the lobby.

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