hazbin hotel various x 2p alastor reader

chapter 1

Blue's pov:today I was sitting on the couch in front of the TV watching the news  I leaned back holding onto my mic nervously I hope Charlie would be okay  I jumped when the news started and looked forward

Katie Killjoy:good afternoon I'm I'm Katie killjoy

Tom trench:and I'm Tom trench! Chaos out at pentagram city today as a turf war is raging on the west side!

[ An image of Sir pentious trying to be hip followed by a drawing of cherri  flipping the bird is shown ]

Tom trench:between notable kingpin sir pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse cherri bomb!

Katie killjoy:that's right Tom! After the recent extermination many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new Territory!

[A live clip or cherri and sir pentious's clash is shown]

Tom trench:Those two seem to be going ar it huh?

Katie killjoy:looks like they're fighting tooth and nail*she fished out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee*for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*

Tom trench:*looking over at the live broadcast focusing on cherri*and I'd sure like to nail her hotspot!*wiggles eyebrows*HooHoo!

Katie killjoy:Haha you are a limp-dick jackasse Tom! Or should I say*pours scalding hot coffee on his crotch*no dick?

Tom trench:*curls over in pain*ugh... Not again!

[Screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the back ground]

Katie killjoy:coming up next we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more after the break*she crushed her mug in her hand and turns to trench who's still in pain*suck it up you little bi-!

[The news cuts off and goes ok a commercial break]

Finally the camera pans out from a nearby screen focusing on Charlie and her girlfriend as she fixed Charlie's bow]

vaggie:*exhales*okay! You remember what to say?

Charlie:*inhales*yes! Let's do this!

Vaggie:*in a serious tone*just look at me and I'll mouth it too you

Charlie:come on vaggie! *bends backwards*i know what to say! I just feel like we need to...i don't know*grabs and throws the doughnut away*make things sound more exciting!*sh gasps*Hoooo! What if I si-

Vaggie cuts off charlie:-sing a song about it?

Charlie:you knew I was going to say that! *she boops vaggie ok the nose*

Vaggie:because I know you*fixes her bow again*but please don't sing!*shakes charlie*this is serious!

Charlie:well you know I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!

[Charlie stands ok the table where razzle and dazzle are happily munching ok doughnuts watching her]

Vaggie:but life isn't isn't a musical hon*places hands on hips*

Charlie:fine but I have these other ideas of what to say!*starts bouncing a bit as she shows vaggie a piece of paper*the highlighted bits are the best parts!

Vaggie:uh it's all highlighted*squints*is that a drawing...?

Charlie:yes! That's the happy ending see! *she begins to fantasize*everyone smiling and happy I'm heaven and look even blue is there!!