Way back in days of old
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant
Square jaw and perfect hair
Cojones out of there
There was no hero quite like Galavant
Tough, plus every other manly value
Mess with him, he'll disembowel you
Yay, He ruled in every way
A fairy tale clique
And people called him Galavant
The man we're speaking of, he had a lady love
And Madalena, she was one fair maiden
Long legs and perfect skin
A body built for sin
With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in
Ah, true love was never this ecstatic
Nor as wildly acrobatic
Yes, he loved her to excess
Thrice daily, more or less
And she'd be screaming
"Galavant!~"
One tiny problem soon would arise
Richard, a nearby king of wealth and stature
He watched Madalena, lust in his eyes
And he asked her for her hand
Well, more like a demand
Well, more like he had his henchmen snatch her
Which brings us to today
The royal wedding day
No one could stop it now but Galavant
Poor Madalena waits behind King Richard's gates
For the arrival of her Galavant
Now, at last begins our true adventure
Epic, wild, a real butt-clencher!
So, huzzah and tally ho!
Sit back and here we go
Attend the tale of Galavant
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Galavant Fanfiction
FanfictionOnce Upon a Time there was a hero known as Galavant, who suddenly lost all hope after being rejected by his true love Madalena for a life of royalty. A year has passed and our hero was not the valiant knight he once was, until one day his life chang...
