[The episode starts with a shot of George, Harold and Carmilla's treehouse]
George: [offscreen] Two butts. [laughs]
Harold: [offscreen] No, he should have three butts!
Carmilla: [offscreen] Uh what about-?
George: [offscreen, cuts Carmilla off] Infinity butts!
Harold: Or he should be one giant butt made entirely out of dynamite!
Carmilla: Wait but what if-
George: [cuts Carmilla off] And he burps fire, so he never has to light a match. But he also has a blow torch, just in case.
Carmilla: I mean, that's-
Harold: [cuts Carmilla off] Genius.
Chapter 1: The Masterpiece
Narrator: This is George Beard, Harold Hutchins and Carmilla Rodriguez. George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top; Harold is the kid on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut, and Carmilla is the girl with the green turtleneck and the curly highlights who is also being left out. Remember that now. This is the night that George, Harold and Carmilla- well mostly George and Harold created...
Comic Narrator: Captain Underpants and the Blistering Blasts of the Booming Buttpocalypse! By George Beard, Harold Hutchins and Carmilla Rodriguez.
George: And then Hein-o-mite --that's his name 'cause he's a heinie and he's dynamite-- poops a stick of dynamite and throws it at Captain Underpants and it explodes. And he crashes into uh... a tree and it explodes, sending him flying into a condor!
Harold: That explodes!
Carmilla: [she blinks, her face saying "what the actual-?!"]
George: That's not cool. We can't explode a bird.
Harold: Right uh... a dump truck that explodes!
George: Sending him flying into a luxury pillow-top mattress factory!
Harold: That explodes!
Carmilla: Don't you guys think tha-?
George: [chuckles] Man, this is going be...
Harold: A masterpiece!
George: We've out-awesomed ourselves.
Carmilla: [mutters] Screw this.
[Carmilla climbs out of the treehouse and walks to her house just opposite from George's house]
George and Harold: New handshake!
[grunting]
George: Huh.
Harold: Wait. Doesn't it go hand, elbow, arm, knees, toes, and screaming?
[both laughing]
George: Wait, hold up. Where'd Carmilla go?
[Theme song plays]
The Vexing Villiany of the Vile Vimpire
[The next day at the school cafeteria, the kids are reading comics. George and Harold enter and walk to their table]
Narrator: It was George and Harold's finest hour.
George; Another masterpiece in the can.
Harold: Nobody does it better. Hey, where's Carmilla?
George: There she is, over at that table by herself, stabbing at a bat wing.
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