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[Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.]

Nifty: so like, where are your wings?

Vaggie: Nifty, I don't have--

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt]

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--

Angel Dust: Liars?

Vaggie: ...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader and your Stud muscle anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: They're upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

[Alastor: Hmm.

[Alastor vanishes into black smoke. The scene changes showing Charlie and Arthur together in bed, they were just finished having sex as Charlie let out her stress with making love with Arthur, Charlie is under her covers softly crying. While Arthur comfort her with Tissues. Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.]

Alastor: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastor.

[Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers]

Arthur: Al, this isn't the time

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

[Charlie emerges from the covers]

Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.

[Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her.]

Alastor: Who's joking?

[Charlie scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.]

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

Arthur: whoa, hon... you're not failing anyone...

Charlie: I did fail them! They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. (Tearing up) I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse.

[Charlie stands, puts on her bathroom robe and paces back and forth. Arthur then put on a bathroom robe as well]

Charlie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.

Alastor: Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.

Charlie: Oh, fuck you, Alastor.

Charlie: All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.

Alastor: *Chuckles* Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath.

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