Fate Is A Dickhead

Soonhoon 8

"Hyung!" Seungkwan called out Seungcheol while walking out from guest rooms, a towel wrapped around his lower part, hair dripping from water as he stood in middle of the living room and called Seungcheol again, "Hyung!"

"What happened Seungkwan?" Seungcheol stepped into the living room, visibly annoyed as he watched Seungkwan half naked and only hiding his show of manhood by the towel which touched his knees from his belly.

But the younger was more agitated than the older who stood in front of him, "There is no clothes, like not a single cloth I can put on myself in here. What am I supposed to do now? Roam around pretending to be Mowgli?"

"What?" Seungcheol's brows frowned, "What about my cousin's clothes?"

"What clothes Hyung?" Seungkwan rolled his eyes, "That man only have like three sets of clothes in his wardrobe. First is the one you are wearing, second is the one Minghao had wore and third is the one which Soonyoung had given to Jihoon. And now, I am clothless."

"I heard my name here, did anyone called me?" The both pair of eyes looked up just to see Soonyoung walking inside the living room, one had holding his mug of coffee as he sipped on it. But the moment his eyes fell on Seungkwan, he immediately spat the liquid out instead of taking in, coughing a few times as he yelled, "The fuck Seungkwan?! Why are you roaming around like an ancient man?"

Seungkwan walked towards him leaving Seungcheol behind, "There is no cloth in this house, but how would you know, it's been days since you last touched water."

Seungkwan was definitely sarcastic about the matter but Seungcheol knew Soonyoung could go days without bathing, mainly because he did not see it as something important. They have lived together for years, and this was the worst part about having Soonyoung as your roommate.

But Soonyoung shrugged at the accusations put on him by Seungkwan, "I bath everyday okay. And if you have shortage of clothes, how about you use these curtains to hide you manhood? Or better, you can wear your underwear inside out like me."

"..........."

"You are doing what?!" Seungcheol asked, eyes almost popping out while he watched Soonyoung smile at him, a smile of mischief flattering on his face, "You heard me right."

"Fuck!" Seungkwan pulled his hairs out in frustration and ended up looking at Soonyoung, "Look, do whatever you want, but I am not going to be like you. I am not going to wear my underwear inside out!"

Soonyoung shrugged his shoulders again and Seungkwan could sware it was the most annoying thing he had done in the whole day, "Suit yourself then. I was just proposing the idea."

"It was better when you didn't used to bath." Seungcheol walked towards his side, shaking his head in disbelief, "Atleast i didn't have to listen to the story of inside out underwear."

"There is no clothes Hyung." Soonyoung protested, "That Minghao, he is so sly that he wakes up early morning, bathes, and goes back to sleep because he knows if he will be late, there will be no clothes for him. No one dares to touch your set of clothes and the remaining is given to Jihoon. So it's just me and Seungkwan at this point who are living like a half peeled banana in modern life."

Seungcheol was in disbelief, "Why did none of you tell me then? We could have gone to shopping!"

"........"

"Fuck." Soonyoung muttered under his breath, "Shopping is a thing too. How did i forgot about it?"

"You people are disgusting." Seungcheol shook his head again, "Come with me now. We'll buy clothes, individual clothes! No one will share and I don't want to see anyone wearing inside out!"