I would like to say that this is unrelated to this series, this is a filler chapter.
Chuuya usually doesn't wake up mad, but Dazai is 3 fucking hours late to work! This husband of his is useless in waking up on time, getting ready quickly, and cleaning around the house.
"Bastard! Wake up, YOU'RE 3 HOURS LATE!" Chuuya slapped him awake, wow, that actually worked? "Go take a bath, you stink"
"Hmm.. my wife is so mean to me!" Dazai whined in response to being slapped first when he wakes up
"Who are you calling your wife!? If it weren't for me reminding you that today you guys are updating your files today, your fish ass wouldn't know. Now go take a bath, You smell like a fish!"
Dazai slowly but surely got off the bed, and walked to the bathroom. Which took 30 minutes to do, Chuuya was already fed up with this and was reminded Dazai takes an hour to get his clothes ready, such a baby. He takes Dazai's clothes off from the floor, washes and dries them quickly, and throws them on the bed not caring too much if they're wrinkled. He himself has work today, but he's not late to work like Dazai is, he has an hour before he has to get out the house. He got ready while he waited for Dazai's clothes to dry.
Once Dazai finished taking a bath, he's now 4 hours late.
"Your clothes are on the bed, put them on quickly"
"You're such a mommy"
"If you say that one more time I'll tell the agency why you were late"
Well that shut Dazai up.
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Last night...
"Ch-Chuuya stop...! I'm sorry, but slow down!"
"How can I slow down when," Chuuya moved his head towards Dazai's neck "-you taste so good?"
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"Dazai you-"
"Hm I know, I know" Dazai said with a yawn
"Anyways, as you know, we're all updating our files. Including YOU." Kunikida opens Dazai's file "We update ours every 2 years, this is your first copy" Kunikida's eyes fly to the date this was made on, and right under was his occupation, gender, status: single. Now we all know that last part is a huge lie. "Your spouse will have to sign some parts"
Kyouka spun the chair she was sitting on "Do we look married to you?"
Atsushi didn't expect this response "Kyouka-!"
"What? I know you're-"
"SHUSH!" Atsushi covered her mouth. She can't possibly know about him and Akutagawa
"That's not fair, none of us are married!"
"If your divorced fill it out yourself" Ranpo tosses a few freeze-dried candies in his mouth.
Dazai was already on the phone talking to someone. "of course I'm not messing with you! Well I always need you but you need to sign a few papers..." Dazai put the phone far from his ear after he said this and after a second or two he said "It's only a few papers Chibiko" then after another few seconds the person on the other side of the call hung up.
Dazai put his phone down and said "They'll be here in 10 minutes"
You can expect the response from everyone within that office, it was "YOU'RE MARRIED?!" and to which Dazai took out a silver necklace that had a wedding ring hanging on it. "for 4 years"
Then a ginger short king walked into the office. Is that the port mafia boss? Chuuya Nakahara?
"Chibiko!😊✋🏻"
"Shut up" Chuuya shoved the red scarf in a bag he was holding. He pulled out a box and threw it at Dazai. "That's your lunch." seeming disappointed when the box didn't hit Dazai's head.
At sushi caught a glance of a silver ring under Chuuya's gloves, him being At sushi didn't think much about it.
"Hey it's my drinking buddy!"
Chuuya waved to Yosano, the two of them met at a bar and at first fought each other but Chuuya muttered how annoying Dazai was, Yosano heard it, then they started to talk about things and became drinking buddies.
In return Dazai pulled Chuuya closer to his desk and threw a few papers in front of him, which Chuuya filled out quickly.
Once Chuuya pried Dazai off him, he wanted to see if he could tell Ane-san anything on how Kyouka was doing. "Hey Kyouka, how are you these days? does Dazai bother you?"
Kyouka nodded her head when she heard her name "Mn. I've been doing great" She looked at a certain blonde farmer boy and looked away, Chuuya knows what's going on. Kyouka has a crush!
"Well" He ruffled her hair "Take care then" he glanced at Atsushi and looks down at Atsushi's shirt- hell naw. That's Akutagawa's shirt!
Ok If it's bad you can't blame me, I'm writing this in class
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The Traveler Between Worlds (Discontinued)
RandomIn which Mori Ougai is a form of a world traveler. World Travelers are given a name a world that gets given to them by chance, their forms change to accommodate their role in that world, as to why Mori looks 40, but is 18-23.
