Buckingham palace showdown 😥

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I look up in surprise and it's King Charles!!

"Hello there you little peasant" he leered at me. I looked down at my scuffed up stompy boots and felt a bit insecure because I spent all my money on taco bell

Well anyway I felt sad so I burst into tears "please mr King Charles I'm so sorry I'll be a good doggy" I heard a voice murmur and it was fishy rishy again

"No you're not getting another chance" he shouted, spit flying out his mouth. His face turned red like the carpet and then rishy was very sad so he left and I heard his sobs encapsulate the room. Then another random guy came in who I immediately thought was skibidi

"erm hello there 🤓" he said and Charles was like "hey peasant what do you think of this guy?"

I was getting so tired of this nonsense so I was like "no I hate him" and bared my teeth at him. Chat is this guy serious??

"Skibidi toilet rizz" I declared, making eye contact because in form time they said it's useful in interviews. I dozed off most of the time but sometimes I just skipped because I had more urgent things to do.

"NO I ALREADY GOT RID OF DARLING DOGGY NOT YOU TOO!" Charles screamed and I had no idea what was happening. But I got my stompy boots and my metal water bottle and bonked the new guy on the head.

"yeah that's what you get for supporting a genocide" I said

Charles was very scared. He said "ok then you get to be queen of England please don't bonk me on the head either" and I was like ok

Now I'm queen of England but there is one more territory I have yet to cross

There is one more battle I must win

There is one final chapter of my life before I end my super sussy tale

Foodmouse College

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