Ok so after my disastrous canteen fiasco I decided to go to the library to go study because I'm a nerd. So I went inside and was greeted by a big barrier right in my face
"Uh excuse me the library is full!" a teacher who isn't really a teacher but I cba to call her an assistant said to me. I gave her a dirty look and pushed past but the suddenly...
I hurled through the air and hit my face on the floor and everyone started laughing.
"Hahahahahahah that's what u get!" an annoying year 10 jeered.
Ignoring the pain from down below I got up and kicked him in the face. Then the teacher called some more teachers and then I had enough. Storming through the library I was pushing books off the shelves and knocked into another teacher who fell over. Oh well tough on him.
The library was in chaos and I cackled "Mwahahaha that's what this school gets!" And suddenly the headteacher matches in.
Her face was as red as her SLT jacket as she screamed "GET TO MY OFFICE NOW U IDIOT!" while other teacher skirted around the scene. I looked at them then smashed the library printer so we get no more maths work.
Well because I'm stupid I didn't realise that my hands were wet and the printer was on. So it spurted out loads of photocopies of my face smooshed on the scanner and everyone was laughing. The teacher tried getting me off the printer but the current flowed through my body and I went BZZRTKDJDKKSK and I fell over unconscious
I didn't name any grown ups cuz I don't want to get in trouble sorry :((((
Next one will be about rishi sunk and King Charles
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Me vs my school
Romansa56% not based on actual events I must go to my school and try navigate the perils around every corner! Will I succeed or will i succumb to the idiots and year 7s waiting for my demise Any resemblance to real people is not real ok trust me Winner of...
