splatoon one shots

◇yandare captain 3 x agent 8 x agent 4◇

Warning: death?
Agent 8: female
Agent 4: female
Neo: male (octoling)
Cap'n: theyest of the thems
Captain 3s perspective
Slight side order spoilers
Also cursing

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It had been a while since the whole memverse fiasco had happened. Yet the new squid beak splatoon had not had a single team meet up since....well eh a little before Neo 3 joined the force. But that doesn't matter Callie decided to request a full squad reunion Neo hasn't met Agent 8 or 4 yet so now was a better time than ever.

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New squidbeak splatoon
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Agent 1 (callie)
Squidbeak splaton meet up this
Friday 10 o'clock. Meet at the
base at octo canyon. Don't be
late ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏ

Agent 4
Nice I haven't seem you
guys in ages.

Agent 8
That sounds lovely. It realy has
been a while since we all met up

Agent 2 (marie)
Don't worry Callie I'll be there

The worst 3 (neo)
YEAH FREE FOOD WOOOO!!!

Callie never specified that
there's going to be food.

The worst 3 (neo)
But she never said there
wasn't food

Agent 1 (Callie)
Don't worry 3 I'll get a picnic
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The worst 3 (neo)
See cap'n there is going to be
Food
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Cap'n 3 kept reading through the messages no-one was here yet. Well no-one except for them. Cap'n thought Callie would be the first ceplapod to arrive but no it was them. They certainly reading the text messages over and over again just to check if it was today. If it was actually at 10 o'clock
It was already a little past 10 so they must be wrong.

But then cap'n saw Neo running towards them. "Sorry I'm late," Neo said in-between breaths.

Cap'n just glared at him. They had always had this sort of hatred against Neo. Probably because he was labelled as the new agent 3. Sort of like a replacement. But as soon as they got into a real fight cap'n would of course win. So that just made them way better than Neo could ever be.

"Were is everyone I was exited to meet 8 and 4," Neo said sadly.

"Well 8 and 4 should come at the same time because they're roommates," cap'n mumbled quietly.

".....do you know how to give a good first impression," Neo looked at cap'n.

"No...just don't be an asshole," cap'n stared into the distance.

"Easier said than done," Neo laughed at his own joke.

"That's not funny," while Cap'n said this 8 and 4 came out of the sewer kettle thingy.