"right. i think we're lost." evelyn mumbled, hopping off the horse. she raised a finger to her lips as she pondered, "moogle maps said the fair was up this way..."
she tapped a few buttons on her Falcon Supernova iPhone 6 Pink Diamond Edition, and her eyes went wide at her discovery.
"i put in the wrong fucking directions."
the horse grumbled angrily, turning away from her. she gave it a look, "alright dont get pissy with me princess plum. ill fuck you up dont play with me."
she hoisted herself back onto the horse and guided it towards a near by castle, intrigued by the gothic exterior. hopefully, if there was one, the owner would be kind enough to allow her to stay until she got her shit together.
perhaps even help her find the way to the inventors fair if they felt like it. parking (????) her horse outside, she opened the large doors and began calling out for any assistance.
"hellooo?? anyone hereee???????" her voiced bounced back at her, a almost eerie echo wafting through the castle.
"omg. ITS EVELYN."
"dude. it really is."
"what should we do?? in the story he finds us on his own right?"
evelyn turned around, noticing a murmur of hushed whispers. "anyone there?"
"yes actually. look to your left."
she did as she was told, and couldn't help the frown that appeared on her face. all that was there was a candle and a clock. "alright bud you're not funny."
the candle suddenly hopped up and outstretched one of its arms, "pleasure to meet you miss, my names kai!"
"and im aki n1." the clock said, bowing.
what
evelyn jumped back in shock, holding her cloak closer to her figure, "what the FUCK. you're like... well, not supposed to talk! this isn't scientifically possible..."
kai chuckled, "well, they said being as obese as rubble isn't scientifically possible but here we are."
a clack of pots were suddenly heard throughout the castle, and a little white teacup hopped up on the table. "i cant believe he hasn't starred in my 600 pound life yet."
"hes way over 600 pounds saber."
"have i been over dosing on the zaza or what..." evelyn mumbled, rubbing her head. the three turned to her and chuckled, jumping off the table and pulling her cloak towards them.
"come on ma'am, you must be super cold!" kai said, jumping towards the fireplace.
"as our guest we invite you to unwind and relax a little." aki smiled as saber poured her a cup of tea.
the cup that was placed to evelyns lips suddenly giggled, and she pushed it away in shock.
"i dont have anything to say that doesnt sound weird with the context of me just being at your lips but hi im kune."
saber sighed, playfully shaking her head. "let the girl drink, shes in for a long night."
evelyn awkwardly smiled, absolutely gobsmacked by what the fuck was going on. i mean its not every day you get 5 star service from a bunch of talking house objects. perhaps she did get a little bit too litty on that zaza last night with miu.
smoke in moderation guys
"sooooo.....would you guys mind helping me find a science fair? i kinda got lost lol."
"we'd be happy too." kai began, a peculiar sadness to her tone "where abouts is it?"
"well thats the funny part bec-"
suddenly, the door slams open, and everyone falls eerily silent. a cold chill whips through the room, the pleasant atmosphere beforehand dissipating like a flame.
a loud growl is heard from behind evelyn, the loud thud of paws shaking the room. the objects frown dejectedly - they all knew this would happen eventually. there was no point in fighting what was about to transpire.
evelyn stood up abruptly and turned towards the creature, "im sorry to disturb you sir but-"
"who are you. what business do you have here." the words were spat out harshly, little to no remorse found within them.
"i got lost and i came here to find a place to stay and-"
the creature growled angrily, bearing its fangs and swiping evelyn by her cape, "if its a place to stay you want, i'll give you one." it roared, ruthlessly dragged her out of the room.
the group stood there defeated, shaking their heads in utter despair. aki voiced what everyone was currently thinking,
"i don't think twi will take the news of whats happened to venti all that well..."
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mrs oumas beauty and the bard
Pertualanganthe second edition of twi and her friends magical adventures into the fairy tale universe. after a rather easy journey across the pages of cinderella, our group finds themselves in a little bit more of a complicated story. evil stepmothers and step...
