[▪︎PHIGHTING X READER▪︎]

[REQUESTS : CLOSED]

Hi!

Welcome to Loserville. 🫵

You came here to consume hot garbage which I cook up in my witch pot. No problem, I provide plenty of that- as long as I get requests, which as of now there is no lack of.

Now, onto the rules :

This is an X Reader book. I don't have anything against canon x canon, matter of fact, i start clapping every time I see Hypertana.

Reader will always be 20+, since all the adult Phighters and NPCs are above that age.

Reader will be gender neutral always. I dont wanna write for the same character twice or thrice just because you wanna be called princess. I will use the term whatever gender you are, anyways. Everyone deserves to be a pretty princess, regardless of what's in their pants.

I don't do the ‘Y/N’ stuff. Makes me think of unsavory things such as blue orbs and getting sold to BTS for half a cracker. I will avoid characters using your name, but if it's completely necessary- it's going to be [NAME].

I do any character, I do poly even. But as in poly I mean the few most popular ships, because how in the everloving fuck am I supposted to write a Vinestaff x Banhammer x Reader??

If the character is underage, I only do them platonically. If the character is 1000 years old but has the mind of a child, I only do them platonically.

Leave all the kinks and fetishes at the door please. All of the phighter are canonically dickless and pussyless. The only thing that these suckers can pop out of is the air, because that's their only means of production. Nature truly is beautiful.

I do fluff, i do angst, i do hurt/comfort i do hurt/no comfort, platonic, romantic, i do crossovers, Drugs/Drinking (as in, a fun time with the homies), gore, that stuff. I can even do headcanons, just keep your expectations low on that one.

I have every right to turn down your request without telling you why. It doesn't mean that I have something against you. Unless I do. But you will never know. Because I'm cool and mysterious, and judge you silently in the shadows of Gotham.

I enjoy unhinged requests, and super detailed ones too. Go wild, go crazy.

All of them will be above 1500 k, because i ain't writing a coloring book.

No schedule, but expect that the longest you will be without an update is a month.

You can comment whatever whenever you like. Batshit crazy comments result in neuron activation for me. The sky is the limit dude.

Lastly-
I don't want you rats be like “Umm.. >_< author chaaan~ :3 I will be reserving a request, because I was born with a reading deficiency and can’t read the big bold letters that say ‘CLOSED’ teehee! I'm so coquette🎀!! UwU”

Come a little closer and I’l teach you about rabies.

That's it. Request!

Oh actually dont, the big bad letters are saying ‘closed’. Better luck next time.

REQUESTS IM WORKING ON :

Banhammer x/& Reader (could be read as both romantic and platonic)

Medkit & Child!Reader (Angst)
(Zin-Zix SHUT YOUR GRIMEY ASS MOUTH STOP BAWLING IM WORKING ON YOUR DEATH WISH-LIST YOU ACTUAL WALLNUT)