Two For The Price Of None (And Broken Bones)

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Yang: Jaune?

Jaune: *Is Naked* Yes?

Yang: You slept with my Mom.

Jaune: Well-

Yang: Don't get semantic on me.

Jaune: Yes, we preformed sexual acts with each other.

Yang: And yet you're dating Ruby.

Jaune: That is also true.

Yang: You claim it was an accident.

Jaune: It was.

Yang: How could you not tell the difference.

Jaune: A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet

Yang: ...

Jaune: Yang, I've won at life, I've accomplished all I can dream of, I don't care. Summer and Ruby are okay with it. No force on remnant could make me regret what has happened.

Yang: That's nice to hear.

Yang: BUT I'M GONNA SHOVE EMBER CELICA SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING BUCKSHOT UNTIL THE SUN BURNS OUT, YOU GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT-

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Ruby: Should we Stop her?

Summer: I don't believe so. Jaune could use the cardio if he's having us both.

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