Hazbin Hotel Actors AU

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OKAY

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HOOH

I'm updating tomorrow (Monday) so be prepared for some angst but BEFORE THAT. Lemme give you lovelies something to laugh about before the emotional rollercoaster.

Behold: Hazbin Hotel Actors and random conversations!

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Alastor: *drags Husk down with green chains* If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for e̶̤͌̓v̵̖͕̽̈e̴̠̦͂r̷͇̝͐y̵̱̦̾ ̷̗̍o̵̳͒̕t̵̟̂́h̸̢̆͠e̴̘̩̍r̷͎͌ ̸̲͍̄͘d̶͚̓i̷̪͘ṡ̶̥̜r̴͈͙̒e̴̠̽͝s̸̭͇̍̈p̶̤͚̓ę̷̓̊c̷̝̒́ͅt̶̤̬̉͝f̷̞̔u̷̻͗l̸̯̲̿̾ ̷̠͂͛W̷̨͍̽̋R̷̫̜̒̾E̴̺͖̍Ť̴̗̓C̷͙͈͐H̸̻̣̃.̸̡̀ ̷̛͔̩Ẇ̴͙̰h̵̟͝ͅo̷͉̐ ̶̨̲̇D̷̹̍͌A̷̘̍R̸̈͜Ẻ̵̘S̴̊̎ͅ ̶̝̱̒͘t̵̲̞̎o̵̮̯̎̽ ̴̗̱͝q̸̰͙̈́̈ù̸̖̂e̸̠̍̓s̷̺̻͠t̵̉̚ͅì̷̥̺o̶̙̥̅̍n̴͖̘̈́ ̷̦͇̌̐m̴̗̠̍ẻ̵̜.̷̡̍

Husk: ...

Husk: ...

Husk: Oh, harder daddy~

Alastor: ohmYGOD HUSK I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE *drops the chains and walks out* THIS IS THE FIFTTEENTH TAKE YOU MISERABLE DEGENERATE

Crew: * W H E E Z E *

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Valentino: *slaps Angel for Ep4 scene* Wait oh shoOT TONY ARE YOU OKAY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLAP YOU THAT HARD OH DAMMIT *goes to check on Angel*

Angel: Yeah I'm fine, you didn't even hit me that hard, Tino. *chuckle*

Val: *cries in sad moth*

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Vox: Where is Tino? He should've been here like 30 mins ago-

Valentino: *bursts through the door* HEYYY VOXXYYY Sorry I'm late~ *winks and blows a kiss at the glorified Ipad head*

Vox: ...

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Adam: 🎶 When all is said and done~ 🎶

Adam: There's the question of- AHHHHHHHHH *trips on his robe and falls on the cloud stairs*

Charlie: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY ADAM. ADAM. ADAAAAAAM

Lute and the other Exorcists: MUAHAHHAHAHAHEHEUHAHAUUEHHA

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Director: Cut!

Alastor: Oh finally! *his smile drops and he rubs his cheeks* My cheeks are killing me...

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Angel: People always think that Aria is so sophisticated, but I'm here to prove them wrong so here it goes.

Angel: *sneaks up on Aria and tickles her*

Aria: HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE stop....stop!

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Husk: *sighs* My drip is-

Husk: Is... *forgets his line*

Crew: * WHEEZE *

Alastor: Immaculate, my good fellow!

Husk: Shut up!

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Val: *rants about Angel because they're doing the scene in Ep2*

Vox: Angel is living with, *tries to hold in his laughter* Lucifer's daUghter now-?

Val: VOX.

Vox: WhaAt??

Val: Stop laUghIng YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH TOO THIS IS THE TWEINTIETH TAKE FOR GOD'S SAKE HAHAHAHA

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Velvette: HEY I JUST MET YOUU

Aria: AND THIS IS CRAZY

Velvette: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBAH

Vel and Ari: SO CALL ME MAYBAYY EY EY EY *jams*

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Alastor: I love pineapple on pizza.

Angel: *gasps in Italian* NOH.

Aria: YOU DID NOT. ALASTOR.

Alastor: What?

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Alastor: *lets Aria sleep on his lap because he's actually her father figure off set too*

Aria: *sleeps peacefully*

Aria: * S N O R E *

Alastor: Awh how cute!

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