These r just silly text messages between them cos i didn't know what to publish and I want to publish daily on this story sooo🤫🧏♀️
Mike: hey Pete, did u know I'm a real vampire🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️
Pete: no ur not
Mike: *bites u but cutely*
Pete: what the hell.
Mike: meweehehehheeeh :F
Pete: fucking kys
Mike: kissing you sister🫢
Pete: I don't have one
Mike: then kissing your sibling
Pete: I'm an only child
Mike: kissing you slowly?
Pete: 🧍♂️
Pete: wanna bomb a hospital
Mike: Pete wtf
Pete: u say that like the government doesn't do that😒
Mike: true let's do it
(on call)
Mike: PETE.
Pete: what.
Mike: GUESS WHAT (giggling like a little girl)
Pete: what???? Tell me!!!
Mike: THERES A CUTE SPIKY CHOKER AT HOT TO—
Pete: (hangs up)
Mike: help someone hacked my Roblox acc and made me look like a bald black guy who only wears a white underwear with red hearts on it💀
Pete: oh I wonder who did it
(Pete did it)
Mike: why did I have a dream about you and ur friends circling me and saying "one of us, one of us, one of us"
Pete: hmm I might ask them if we can do that
Mike: what.
Pete: Mike I'm literally outside ur house and I can hear u blasting the Lego movie soundtrack on repeat wtf are you on
Mike: no mom it's not a phase🙄
Pete: Oh...!
i don't have any more ideas but at least I got to publish another part🤫🧏♀️
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FanfictionFirst South Park fanfic! :D if you couldn't tell by the title, this is a Pike/Pete x Mike fanfic, I'm not really sure what I'm gonna make it about just yet but all ik is that it's some kind of enemies to lovers fanfic thingy!! Btw this may include s...
