Meeting in the Cool Aquarium Room

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Vox slammed his fist on a table, "We have a problem." He sat at the head of the Vees meeting room, holding a scotch. "Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak!"

Irene rolled her eyes and attempted to tame her windswept hair, she was annoyed that some random sinner had pushed her off a building. Now her hair was all messed up, she had lost her earbuds when she fell, and she wasn't even sure why Vox had a drink. He was literally a flatscreen TV, he didn't have a mouth.

Velvette snapped a selfie, "Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?"

Valentino looked up, holding a glue stick, he was putting way more glue than necessary on his revolver in an attempt to decorate it with glitter and marbles. "Put something inside them." He suggested, "That's how I get the bitches to behave."

Vox nodded, "As stupid as that is, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?"

Valentino scoffed, "That lanky prick won't even return my calls."

Vox frowned, "We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in."

Velvette raised an eyebrow, an idea forming, "Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?"

Vox nodded, "Do you have someone in mind?"

Valentino grunted, "I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?"

Everyone looked to Velvette, who sighed, "There's this guy who keeps emailing Irene videos of him doing things in an attempt to get on her podcast."

Irene raised her eyebrows, "What kind of videos?"

"Ew, not like that." Velvette rolled her eyes, "He just attempts to blow up stuff or something."

Irene frowned, "Why have I not heard of this?"

Velvette shrugged, "I have access to most of your social media, so I delete it before you see it."

"Why?"

Velvette adjusted her hair, "You don't want to see half the things people do in an attempt to get on your podcast."

Irene thought for a moment before shrugging, "Okay, well, don't delete anything important."

Vox had ignored their conversation and instead was looking at the large aquarium that surrounded them, "I think I have a plan."

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