Video Killed The Radio Star

The Halloween Heist

A/N: A short story baised off of Brooklyn 99, before Sir Pentious moved to the Hotel, and written in Screenplay format

Everyone is gathered in the V's meeting room, it is halloween night, and time for the 11th annual halloween heist. The heist revolves around stealing something, and the person who is in possession of it by midnight is crowned "an amazing person/genius" ; the overlords who take part in it are typically the Vees, Alastor, Carmilla, Zestial, and Rosie. However Rosie and Carmilla did not want to participate this year.

Velvette, Irene and Vox stand at the head of the room.

Velvette: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Halloween heist! Happy Halloween. I see you all have your game faces on.

Irene: Special shout-out to Valentino who is clearly only wearing that pumpkin costume to conceal his heist equipment.

Valentino: *crosses arms* Nuh-uh. This is in style now.

Velvette: Nobody believes you.

Vox: Anyhow, will there be a new champion crowned this year, or will I become the first ever four-time winner, building on my glorious victories in heists three, five, and ten?

Irene: You didn't win the fifth heist, it was a combined effort from the both of us.

Vox: It was my idea and therefore I claim the win.

Zestial: And you ended up with a modified version of the cummerbund, and you only got that because you slept your way into it.

Vox: Oh, sorry, sir, that no one here wants to bone you, you dusty, old skeleton.

Irene: *rolls eyes* This is supposed to be a fun day, in the past few years, I've noticed it trending in the opposite direction.

Vox: Is this about the surveillance system I set up in your bedroom?

Irene: ...no, but it is now! All right, look, the point is, this year when we team up, there will be no betrayals because at the end of the day, *sarcastically* we're all friends, and we love each other, and also you'll be handcuffed to your partner. If you undo them, you lose.

Vox: Now, in each of these envelopes is a name. The last four champs will pick their partners.

Irene: since I'm already up here, I'll just go first...

Velvette: Nope. You've obviously rigged this to get the best teammate, but I'm not falling
for that crap this time. So I am going to partner with is... *pulls name* Valentino. *makes face of disgust* *turns to Irene* Sorry I took your envelope.

Irene: Nope, no take backs, it's too late.

Vox: Okay, I'll go next. I have... *pulls card* Alastor...

Alastor: *smiles* and you're all my little puppets.

Velvette: Ugh.

Vox: Can we choke our partner to death with our handcuffs?

Velvette: Sure, choke away.

Irene: I guess that makes it my turn, so I will pick my partner. And it is... *pulls card* Zestial.

Zestial: Well, well, well, it appears the original two heist champions are teaming up. Should we just skip ahead so everyone can bow down to us now?

Irene: Yes, you all heard him. Bow down. Valentino, you first.

Vox: *rolls eyes* So what prize are we playing for, you ask? The infinity gauntlet
from "The Avengers."

Velvette: Yes, except not quite. The actual movie replica was extremely expensive, so I had to get something off of Mammon's version of eBay. Say hello to the Infinitude Gobbler. *dramatically pulls tarp off of Infinitude Gobbler* It's identical to the one that Thaboo wore in the movie "Avangaboys."