Shrek and obama: A Love Story

Chapter 3; Love is in the Air

(sorry if there's any spelling errors or grammatical errors, I physically cannot take this seriously)


Barak leads Shrek to a secluded balcony of the White House, no one else knew about it except for Barak, and now Shrek. "Wow, all the city lights are so beautiful at night... thank you for showing me this Barak." Shrek stares out into the city, "yeah, the lights are beautiful, but not as beautiful as you." Barak turns to stare at Shrek, and Shrek stares back at Barak. Slowly they inch closer together, until their faces are only inches apart, Barak goes in for a kiss. Suddenly sparks fly as they lean into the kiss, Barak wraps his arms around Shrek and holds him close...

Barak suddenly gets a call on his cellular device, stopping the moment short. "Shrek, I have to take this...meet me here, will you?" Barak hands Shrek a piece of paper and walks off as he answers the call. Shrek sighs, sad Barak had to go, but he loved every moment of the kiss they just shared, he opened the piece of paper, it read 'Black Forest Hotel, Room 508 Presidental Suite ;)" After reading the note Shrek smiled, he went back inside and grabbed his suitcase from a closet and left the White House, he got in a taxi and headed to the Black Forest Hotel.

Shrek entered the Hotel and went up to the front desk. "uhm, Room 508...Presidential Suite?" Shrek asked the front clerk, "You must be Shrek then, right?" Said the man, to which Shrek nodded, he handed Shrek a key and Shrek walked into one of the elevators. "Jesus, what president would love a fatass ogre like that?" The front clerk whispered under his breath.

Shrek got just outside of room 508, he took a deep breath and unlocked the door, to which he saw rose petals scattered across the hallway. Shrek was surprised to say the least, he followed the trail, it led to the bed...there was a heart made of petals and candles all around, in the background there was sensual music playing. Shrek's heart started to flutter, "did Barak do all this... for me?" Shrek thought to himself. He looked above the bed to see a banner that said "Shrek, I think you're really Shrexsy" and it made him blush profusely. Shrek heard the hotel room door open, it was Barak, what was he planning to do with Shrek in the room.