Shrek and obama: A Love Story

Chapter 6; Michelle's a bitch

After finding out both Barack, Shrek, and herself were pregnant, Michelle was PISSED.


Michelle: "you fucking cheated on me Barack?? what the FUCK! I am carrying YOUR child and this is what you do to me??"

Michelle stands up and starts stomping around like the bitch she is. Barack stands up and tries to calm her down

Barack: "Michelle! no- i-it wasn't like that! you were gone- a-and he pushed himself on me! I have no idea how we BOTH got pregnant, he only pegged me a FEW times, I promise! there was no love involved!"

Michelle sat back down, trying to calm herself. she held her stomach (the unborn Donald Trump jizz stain) and breathed in and out slowly. "Barack, we're going to keep your pregnancy a secret, we will tell them about my baby at our ANNIVERSERY party tomorrow. We will NOT be divorcing, because if we do, I'm telling everyone about your dirty secret. NO ONE will know about that ugly ass ogre, we will pretend to love each other, and be married on tv, and you can fuck your little 'side piece' all you want. GOT IT?" Barack was stunned, but he knew there was nothing he could do. He nodded slowly as he choked back tears, "I understand Michelle." he said before he rushed into the bathroom and cried quiet enough so Michelle couldn't hear, eventually she left and he carefully exited the bathroom, making sure she was actually gone.

Barack crept down hallways, avoiding Michelle surprisingly well. He left the White House tears, entering a Taxi and going to the hotel him and Shrek are staying at, he entered their room and cried in Shrek's arms, after he finally caught his breath, he explained what Michelle said. "She- SHE CAN'T-!" Shrek calmed himself. "oh, Shreky Weky, she can...I don't know what to do." Barack tried to stop crying as he went to the bathroom...While Barack was in the bathroom, Shrek was planning something, something...evil...