TS Albums One-Shots

Manners

I was sat on the front porch lighting up a cigarette when Reputation stumbled out the door. She flopped down onto the chair beside me and buried her head in her hands. I took a deep drag and chuckled. "Break up hit you hard?"

Rep lifted her head to gaze at me with bloodshot eyes. "What does it look like?" she growled.

"Jeez, no, I get it... want some?" I offered her the joint and she snatched it from me. I rolled my eyes as she took a long breath from it and sat back, exhaling the smoke into the cool night air. The burning tip of the cigarette glowed as the breeze in the air aerated it.

"It's not fair. What did I do wrong?" Rep spat, a hint of emotion lingering in her voice.

"Nothing, as far as I know. She cheated" I shrugged, lighting another joint.

"S'pose that's what I get for hooking up with a girl I met in a club" the girl replied. "Still pissed though."

I snorted and sighed. "Yeah, it is. You're a real ass for that, by the way."

"You can't fucking talk, you're a real whore sometimes," Rep spat back, smoke billowing into my face.

"Fine, I guess we're both invaluable, horny sluts with zero self control" I let the joint fill my lungs with its intoxicating herby smoke.

"Say it louder" Rep kicked a leg onto her knee and gazed into the inky black sky.
"Is it weird that I think the moon is turning me on?" She mused.

"Eh, you're not wrong. It's probably the weed though" I chortled.

"That's why this is going down so well, fuck".

"See, I still don't know why you quit," I replied.

"Neither. If that was some kind of progress it's fucked now," she muttered under her breath.

"Good. I needed a drug buddy. Hey, you know what they say about breakups and shit?"

"What?" Rep raised an eyebrow.

"Get over your ex with meaningless sex. It rhymes so it's true."

"Huh. That makes sense. I'm pretty professional at that."

"Mhm, me too" I could tell the drugs were getting to her, or I could just handle a lot more than she could.

We sat in silence, the smell of plant polluting the air.

"Why the fuck am I so horny?" Rep groaned.

"Dunno. I am too... god knows why" I muttered.

"Fun."

"Want some help with it?" I offered simply.

Rep wobbled to her feet and sat down heavily on my lap.

"Yeah," she muttered.

I smirked and blew smoke into her face. Rep grabbed my face and aggressively pulled my lips into hers. I met her halfway, wrapping my hands around her ass and pulling her into me. I quickly shifted so she was straddling my thigh and she let out a soft moan as I bit her lip and slipped my tongue into her mouth, all usual thoughts leaving my mind. Our tongues clashed for dominance in an even battle until I started to rock her back and forth on my thigh and she gave out.