Rengiyuu Incorrect Quotes

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Picture ain't by me, it's from a kny short novel

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Kyojuro: Tomioka! I'm afraid that I can't find my glasses! Do you know where they are?

Giyuu: But... they're on your... Never mind...

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Demon Giyuu: Someone will die...

Demon Kyojuro: Of fun!!

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Giyuu: I like you Rengoku....

Kyojuro: Hm? What was that Giyuu?

Giyuu: I-I like you Rengoku.

Kyojuro: What?

Giyuu: I said I like you!

Kyojuro: Come again?

Giyuu: I LIKE YOU RENGOKU!

Kyojuro: Haha! Just kidding I heard you the third time!

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Shinobu: So Tomioka, are you and Rengoku dating~?

Giyuu: Huh? What!? *flustered* I have no idea what you're talking about...

Shinobu: Oh come on Tomioka. Are you dating Rengoku or not~?

Mitsuri: Yeah, are you?

Kyojuro: Yeah, are we?

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Kyojuro's dad when meeting Giyuu for the first time: So Kyojuro... I see you are a man of culture...

(Get it? Because Giyuu low key looks like a copy of Rengoku's mom just male?... Okay I'll shut up now)

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Giyuu: I hate loud people...

Shinobu: Hmm... What about that one? *points at Kyojuro*

Giyuu: That's an exception...

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Tanjiro: So when did you start liking sir Rengoku-San, Tomioka-san?

Giyuu: It all started that day when he spoke to me...

Tanjiro:..... And?

Giyuu: Yeah that's pretty much it.

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Kyojuro: Hah! We're like a big family here! Where I am the dad, Tomioka is the mom, and Tanjiro and Nezuko are our children!

Giyuu: *Opens mouth to speak, but then closes it again*

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Obanai: You're such a waste of space Tomioka.

Kyojuro: *Silently planning murder*

Giyuu: *Silently wondering what to have for breakfast*

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Giyuu: You're... Really hot Rengoku...

Kyojuro: *flustered* You think I'm hot Tomioka?!

Giyuu: No, your hair is actually on fire.

Kyojuro: Oh... I'm still hot though right?

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Kyojuro: *Trying to cheer up Giyuu by looking for his glasses that are on his head again* Tomioka, I can't seem to find my glasses! Do you know where they might be?

Giyuu: *Starting to get worried about Kyojuro's eyesight*

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Kyojuro: I just found out Tomioka likes me!

Shinobu: Great, you're the last to know!

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(got this idea from a vine)

*Kyojuro first time meeting Giyuu*

Tengen: Bro just go talk to him, he's right there.

Kyojuro: I will just give me a minute!

Tengen: Oh my god, just go! *Pushes Kyojuro over to Giyuu*

Kyojuro: *Blushing* Uh! Fluhullubkubbleahaklblable!

Giyuu: *Confused*

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Giyuu: So I heard that 1 out of 10 people are at least gay... I hope it's Rengoku... He's kinda cute...

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Kyojuro: Tomioka, you should know that ever since I met you, you have set my heart ablaze~!

Giyuu:... But I don't do fire breathing.

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That's all for this chapter.

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