(I'm listening to Owl City's "When Can I See You Again?" while writing my friends demise🔥🔥🥺🥺🌸🌸😍😍)
(TW: GUNS! They're not used- but GUNS)
(jesus fuck this is so unfunny its funny)
(GET UR POV CHANGE COUNTER)
(We still in Min's POV hoes💀🙏⁉️)
...
An F..?
An F..?
A FUCKING F???
WHAT THE FUCK
I grabbed Cami by his shirt before shaking him manically, "ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE- YOU FAILED. YOU'RE GONNA PASS AWAY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME! IF YOU DIE I'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU!!!!!" (perfect logic dumbass that'll teach him💀💀)
"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY- I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY I'M SORRYYYY😭😭😭😣😣😣😣😣!!!!!!"
NO ONES POV!!
Min was panicking, Cami was writing his will and testicle (whoops!!! typo!!!) From an outsider perspective.. they both looked mentally unstable. Cause they were!!!🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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SWITCH TO CAMI POV⁉️⁉️⁉️WOOAHHH
Oh poop.
Here it is.... My final moments on this shithole planet............... I didn't even get to play the Raincode DLC...☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
We go back to No ones POV bc
The classroom was empty (almost as empty as my brain as im writing this🫶🫶🌸) except for Miss Circle, and a tweaking Cami....
Miss Circle glared at Cami.
"Y'know in all my years of teaching.." (OH GOOOODDDDD)
"I have never seen a test so....DISRESPECTFUL."
Cami tilted his head innocently, "Wdym Miss😊😊🌸🌸🌸"
She scowled at him, as she pulled out his test.
"It's blank."
"Ye. I know lol"
"You turned in a BLANK TEST."
"Ye. I know lol"
"YOU DREW MPREG MISTER DEMI ACROSS THE WHOLE PAPER."
"I WAS BORED😣😣😣😣"
'Yeahhh no fuck this' Miss Circle thought to herself, pulling up her compass tool- wait no... thats not her compass tool.......
AN AK⁉️⁉️⁉️AN AK-47⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT
Cami's starting to wish he asked for Rai's bulletproof vest💀💀🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Me and my amigos in FDE || Fundamental Paper Education
Mystery / ThrillerA satire version of my friend @V_flow's fanfic lol
