BAU.
Hotch: This will be used for work to keep everyone updated on cases. Please keep it professional.
Morgan: Absolutely boring what the hell
Prentiss: Uh, yeah, I second that. Boring asf
Garcia: give me like 5 seconds i've got this
- has changed 'Hotch' to 'Bossman'
- has changed 'Prentiss' to 'Em'
- had changed 'Reid' to 'Boy Wonder'
Morgan: WAIT BABYGIRL MAKE MINE BIG D PLEASE IT'D BE SO FUNNY PLEASE
JJ: Do not enable him please
Em: Actually, do it it'd make hotch pissed
Morgan: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
- has changed 'Morgan' to 'Big D'
Big D: YES YES YES YES YES
Y/n: delinquent behavior
- has changed 'Y/n' to 'Sweetheart'
Sweetheart: thank you penny, actual angel
Garcia: <3
- has changed 'JJ' to 'Jayge'
- has changed 'Rossi' to 'Papa Pasta'
Bossman: Please change them back, Garcia. This is supposed to be professional.
Garcia: no can do, hotch, my sweet thing is in here making sure i don't
Big D: PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER CHANGE IT THIS IS GREAT!!!
Bossman: Fine, I'll give you all this one. Keep it professional from now on.
Sweetheart: of course we will, we're all perfect children of virtue and whatnot
Em: Yeah, what they said
Bossman: I regret this already.
