BAU.
Bossman: As Halloween is approaching please remember to keep things appropriate. Decorating desks is fine, but no costumes that involve masks. We don't need a repeat of last year.
Big D: You mean when Y/n shot me in the foot? Yeah, no thanks.
Sweetheart: YOU HID UNDER MY DESK, JUMPED OUT TO SCARE ME, AND HELD A KNIFE. WE ARE LITERALLY FBI AGENTS, HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO REACT?
Big D: BY NOT SHOOTING ME?
Em: Guys what are you going as for halloween? I might go as the scariest thing of all: a straight person 😨
Big D: TERRIFYING
Sweetheart: AHHHH
Bossman: Yikes.
Penny: AHHHHDKDKEMDKISENSJ
Boy Wonder: Ahh!
Boy Wonder: I'm going as Jareth the Goblin King from The Labyrinth!
Sweetheart: cultured king frfr
Big D: What is the labyrinth ⁉️⁉️
Boy Wonder: The Labyrinth is a movie made back in 1986 starring David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King and Jennifer Connelly as Sarah Williams. In it, Sarah mist traverse the Labyrinth to save her little brother before he gets turned into a goblin. It's a very good movie!
Priv Texts
Em + SweetheartSweetheart: i am so in love with him its not even funny, em
Em: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!
Em: Why???
Sweetheart: the nerdy personality and swagless looks have me captivated
Em: I need that on a tshirt.
BAU.
Sweetheart: thank you for explaining it, spence. it's a really good movie!
Boy Wonder: I know! I'm very excited 👍🏻
Penny: one day i'll teach you how to use different emojis
Sweetheart: i can do it
Penny: oh, it's no trouble at all
Sweeheart: No. I insist.
Em: Hm.