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Big D: Do you guys think that if I run at a wall fast enough I'd go through it?

Em: Only one way to find out 👍🏻

Boy Wonder: Actually, according to a study on particle physics, if you move fast enough, there's a chance your atoms will align perfectly and you'll go straight through. However, this has never been tested on human bodies the way that Derek means to try. The results may be unknown as your atoms may not line back up correctly.

Big D: SO I'D BE A SCIENTIFIC WONDER

Boy Wonder: I cannot stress how much I believe you should not do this.

Em: DO IT IT'D BE SO COOL

Sweetheart: thank you for the lesson, spence, great stuff

Boy Wonder: 👍🏻 Garcia taught me how to do that.

Sweetheart: oh, sick

Penny: <3

Bossman: New case, wheels up in 30

Big D: Whst happens if I'm in the emergency room with a concussion?

Em: LMAOOOO L

Bossman: Why do you have a concussion?

Bossman: Nevermind, read up, get here fast.

Sweetheart: arrrrggghhhh 🧟‍♀️ mood killer

Jayge: Y/n you're literally sitting between Spence and Penny right now. Why are you texting?

Sweetheart: can't use emojis irl

Em: Just use your face to emote???

Sweetheart: oh yeah, sorry em, let me just turn into a zombie rq

Papa Pasta: Children, please.

Sweetheart: nuh uh

Bossman: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT?

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Bossman: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT?

Sweetheart: that one late night that you sent everyone else home bc they were visibly exhausted so you and i were chilling doing paperwork

Bossman: Why don't I remember that?

Sweetheart: you were so delirious it's not even funny LMAOOOO

Em: Saving that to use as a reaction image

Big D: So we all had the same idea?

Penny: mhm!

Bossman: Great.

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