BAU.
Big D: Guys, send your hopes and prayers 😔🙏🙏
Em: NO ONE ANSWER HIM
Boy Wonder: Why? Morgan's previous message has me worried.
Sweetheart: GUSY PLEASE DO NOT
Big D: Lmao gusy, but back to before, hopes and prayers 🙏
Bossman: Are you ok, Morgan? What happened?
Em: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
Sweetheart: YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
Big D: Because YOUR MOM 🫦😳🥰👍‼️🔥🧟♀️🔝
Boy Wonder: I don't get it, what does Hotch's mother have to do with this?
Penny: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE, SWEET BOY
Big D: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT DIDN'T WE DO LAST NIGHT OHHHHHHH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Bossman: Derek, that was highly inappropriate.
Papa Pasta: Why is Aaron approaching a scared Derek with paperwork?
Papa Pasta: Nevermind, read up in the chat, that was deserved.
Em: AHA EXTRA PAPERWORK GET FUCKED
Big D: HOTCH, PRENTISS IS BULLYING ME
Bossman: Shouldn't have brought up my mother.
Big D: Would you rather I bring up your wife?
Sweetheart: FOUL 💀💀
Big D: ^^ Hotch's wife fr (the skulls)
Em: OUT OF POCKET
Big D: Idk abt that one, let's ask Hailey 🎤⚰️
Jayge: THE MIC TO THE COFFIN IS WILD.
Sweetheart: I JUST KNOW HOTCH IS CRYING, TOO FAR 😭😭
Bossman: Could you not joke about my dead ex-wife? Thanks.
Big D: agghhh 🧟♀️
Bossman: Not a mood killer, just the truth, pook.
Sweetheart: POOK?
Em: POOK IS WILD 😨
Big D: I JUST GOT GOT BY THE BAU DILF????
Bossman: Garcia told me to say that, I'm not sure what it means.
Sweetheart: Think southern grandma saying 'bless your heart'.
Bossman: OH.
Bossman: What is a dilf?
Penny: GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
Em: DO NOT MAKE US ANSWER THAT
Big D: I would gladly show you 🫦
Bossman: Based on what Y/n told me, no thanks, pook.
Big D: LORD I'M ASKING FOR ONE CHANCE 😭🙏
Boy Wonder: Can someone please teach me how to mute this chat?
