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Em: Truly blasphemous that penny's name is still garcia

Big D: WE SHOULD NAME HER

Sweetheart: and what do you suggest, big d(umbass)?

Jayge: GUYS GO TO BED IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING????

Em: Nah

Big D: Don't feel like it tbh

Sweetheart: too much coffee, can't sleep

Boy Wonder: I was going to agree with J.J. and tell you all to go to bed, but why are you drinking coffee, Y/n?

Sweetheart: NEEDED TO GET SOMETHING DONE, I LIKE COFFEE, I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME

Big D: Damn, I want what she's having 😳😳

Em: I can assure you, you do not

Jayge: YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION WHY ARE YOU DRINKING COFFEE THIS LATE?

Sweetheart: next question 🥰

Big D: Avoiding the question is sus as hell, she's got someone over 😜

Sweetheart: i can assure you, i do not

Big D: Damn, wrong again 😖😖

Bossman: Please for the love of all that is holy, go to sleep! We have work in the morning. This chat was meant to be for updates on cases. This is highly inappropriate.

Em: Yikers bossman's mad

Big D: We should all be ashamed in ourselves.

Sweetheart: truly. we deserve a slap on the wrist for this one

Boy Wonder: With all due respect, sir, you had to have expected this group to be difficult.

Bossman: I had my hopes, though it seems they were false. I am muting this chat now, I expect it to be empty when I wake up in the morning.

Big D: BOSS IS OUT WOOO PARTY TIME🥳🥳🥳

Em: WOOO YEAH PARTY🥳

Sweetheart: LET'S GO NO HOTCH

Boy Wonder: Wait, I thought we liked Hotch?

Sweetheart: oh you sweet boy. we do like hotch. as a boss. but when he's out, we get to party

Em: PARTAAAYYYYY

Jayge: Please go to bed please my phone keeps going off and Will wants me to silence it but I can't because I'm THE go between I'm begging you all to go to sleep

Big D: Damn, we didn't need a trauma dump, mood killer

Sweetheart: argghhh 🧟‍♀️ moods dead

Em: LEAVE JAYGE ALONE SHE'S HOT

Jayge: Thank you Em, but please go to sleep

Garcia: maybe that'd be a good idea guys

Big D: NO WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A NEW NAME FOR YOU

Boy Wonder: How about just Penny? Or Pen? We already call her that.

Sweetheart: you beautiful genius, do it, pen

- has changed 'Garcia' to 'Penny'

Big D: MISSION SUCCESS

Em: YEEESSSSSS

Sweetheart: couldn't have done it without boy wonder

Boy Wonder: I helped. I don't know how to do those emoticon things Morgan uses but thumbs up.

Big D: 👍👍

Boy Wonder: Yes, that.

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