Mathilde: So, did any of you have a summer job when you were growing up?
Barney: Just one normal breakfast, that's all I want!
Mathilde: I used to work at a place called "Quackdonald's," and there was this duck that came in, Flonald was his name, and he would stick his finger in and out of his belly button with a loud, squishy, pop.
Chip: I'm gonna be sick...
Mathilde: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN as he went, "I want the big n' NAASSTYY" and I would say, "Flonald, do you mean the big and tasty, sir?" And he would go, "hhhh, no, THE BIG AND NAAaaAAASTY." And I would order him the big and tasty and then I would see him the next day.... That's how I paid for my cafè.
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Randomwarning for swear words- Characters are from the DnD podcast Tales from the Stinky Dragon, none of the characters are mine. I feel a lil cringe but meh.
