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Mudd: If you bite it, and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kyborg: What if it bites me and it dies?

Mudd: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ky, learn to listen.

Kyborg: What if it bites itself and I die?

Mudd: That's voodoo.

Kyborg: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Mudd: That's correlation, not causation.

Kyborg: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Bart: That's kinky.

Kyborg: Oh my God.

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