Mudd: If you bite it, and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Kyborg: What if it bites me and it dies?
Mudd: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ky, learn to listen.
Kyborg: What if it bites itself and I die?
Mudd: That's voodoo.
Kyborg: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Mudd: That's correlation, not causation.
Kyborg: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Bart: That's kinky.
Kyborg: Oh my God.
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Randomwarning for swear words- Characters are from the DnD podcast Tales from the Stinky Dragon, none of the characters are mine. I feel a lil cringe but meh.
